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Disclaimer: This game is not for the weak. Play at your own risk!
Every time you hit refresh, drink a PPC.
Every time you demand that PGI take your money/c-bills/creds, drink a Fussionaire.
Every time you worry that your rig won't be able to handle the awesomeness of the game, down a Stellar Stinger.
Every time you see a question about when the game is going live, drink a Medium Laser.
Every time someone gets trolled, drink a Grasshopper. If the troller/trollee is Paul, make it a double.
Every time you read about Atlas' being good Scouts for Lyrans, drink a Gauss Rifle.
If the site goes 404, down a Flamer. If you hit refresh while waiting for the site to go nominal again, down a Flamer AND a PPC.
Every time an Unseen or Clan 'mech gets requested, toss back an AC/20.
Every time someone complains about Free to Play drink a Grasshopper.
Every time someone complains about hand actuators, drink a mech coolant.
Every time someone feels the need to remind us what the Stalker looks like, drink a Jumpship.
Every time someone tries to compare 'mech weapons performance to an M1 Abrams tank, drink a Large Laser.
Every time someone describes one 'mech design as looking "real" or "military" and calls another design "anime", drink an Inferno SRM-2.
Every time someone launches a new thread protesting one exploity MW4 tactic that acted as a counter to their preferred MW4 exploity tactic, on the presumption both will make it into MWO, finish the ******* bottle!
If you complain about the 'Mechs not looking how they were originally, drink a LB-10X AC.
Someone debates the timeline and how the Clans are supposed to invade months after the initial release, drink a Liquid Tukayyid.
Someone says that the Awesome mech should be released next, drink a Katherine (Katrina) Steiner.
Anyone worries about the mech "arms race" and balance issues, drink a Black Dragon/ Draconian Hot Drop.
You catch yourself singing 'Dead Urbies', drink Mech Coolant.
Whenever a Mech is mentioned that you don't like, drink an Inferno SRM-2.
Whenever you post immediately after someone that is allied with a House you drink a PPC styled after that house:
PPC's are made with 4 shots of grain alcohol and 2 shots of some other alcohol. The second alcohol varies depending on which Great House variant you are drinking:
Steiner: Peppermint schnapps (sprig of mint optional)
Davion: Bourbon (or Tequila for the Cappellan March variant)
Kurita: Sake
Liao: Plum wine
Marik: Ouzo
If your post follows a Mercenary: drink 3/4 oz Everclear topped with 1/4 oz of Tabasco sauce.
If your post follows a Lone Wolf: drink 1/2 oz. Dekuyper Hot Damn 100 Proof Cinnamon Schnapps topped with 1/2 oz. Everclear, topped with flame and drank through a straw.
Anytime someone claiming to be a Clanner uses IS designations for a 'Mech (Thor, MadCat, etc...) down a Freebirth.
A Freebirth is:
4oz of Hawaiian Punch (substitute whichever fruit punch you like)
2 shots of Vodka
1 shot of Amaretto
Half a can of Sprite, give or take, depending on how big your glass is.
Every time someone tries to compare 'mech weapons performance to an M1 Abrams tank, drink a Large Laser.
If they don't debut the mech you want, drink a Mech Stomper:
In a big glass or cup mix:
2 shots of jack daniels (or equivelant)
2 shots of high end vodka
2 shots of tequilla
4 shots of 151
1 can of a dark soft drink, and stir.
Everytime a new post is made that has a question that has already been answered in another post, FAQ, or general BT lore, drink a Necrosia:
2 shots Absynth
1 shot sour apple schnapps
3 oz Club soda
If Comster edits one of your posts, drink a *REDACTED*.
If one of the devs joins your TS chat, just give up and drink everything you have!
Any time someone references Ponies, Bronies, and the like in their post, down a Flamer. If it is accompanied or followed immediately by the image of an Atlas and a Firestarter lighting bronies on fire, drink a second Flamer.
New Rule: If you are listening to NGNG and hear the word 'unit', drink a Cobra Sour:
2 shots of Bourbon
1/2 shot of fresh Lime Juice
1/2 shot of fresh Lemon Juice
Every time someone complains about how the Mech Lab is too restrictive/even exists, drink an Alpha Strike.
1 shot vodka
1 shot whiskey
1 shot rum
mix with 12oz of Ginger beer (Alcoholic or non, doesn't matter really)
If you get crited by a 1 shot hit drink an Urbanmech:
4 shots Wild Turkey
3 shots Coconut rum
Over ice
If someone brags about thier joystick/HOTAS set up that cost more than $150, drink a Warhammer:
1 shot each of rum, vodka, Kahlua® coffee liqueur, Bailey's® Irish cream, light cream and Coca-Cola.
If someone asks how to make the above drinks, drink a Pelican Shooter.
Feel free to add rules and drinks and I will update them on this post!
Edited by Sarah Dalrymple, 11 April 2012 - 06:20 PM.
Thanks for the suggestion!
