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[MarineTech]

I blame you for my microwave thinking that popcorn should be a smoking, charred, ruin when you hit the "Popcorn" button.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for class tomorrow.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for having no class today.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for thinking I ever had class.

[XphR]

I blame you good Sir,
For pretending you do not have possession of a well kept and fine collection of monocles and top hats to go with that fancy long tailed suit. The one you have been known to don whence trampling upon armored machinery at the times fisticuffs would not be adequate a statement to publicly make.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for your little green birdie picture making me hungry for fried chicken.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for your chicken hunger when everybody knows that ribs are immensely superior.

[Iothil]

I blame you for consuming peasant food when the Kümmelbraten on this side of the internet already smells delicious.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for making me want to build a LARGER orbital mass driver.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for not converting the moon into an orbital mass driver.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for coming up with ideas that are going to eat up even MORE of my free time.

[BerserX]

XphR, on 26 May 2015 - 01:15 AM, said:

I blame you good Sir,
For pretending you do not have possession of a well kept and fine collection of monocles and top hats to go with that fancy long tailed suit. The one you have been known to don whence trampling upon armored machinery at the times fisticuffs would not be adequate a statement to publicly make.

^^^"Like" for making me have to read it twice and look up some of the words (still hung up on how to pronounce "mon-o-clees"... Lol, seriously, just kidding 'bout that)^^^



I blame you for copyright/patent infringement! I patented the "Converted-Moon Galactic Mass Driver" (CMGMD). You, sir, are simply changing the name and building the same thing! BTW, did you realize you don't have the moon anymore? I stole it from you!

Nyah, nyah!


BTW, #wheresthegreatpyramid

Edited by BerserX, 27 May 2015 - 02:58 PM.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for forgetting what happens to those that steal from MarineTech

First, I come looking for you.



And then we have a discussion about your life choices.

[Iothil]

I blame you for practically living in this thread. And for taking it too serious ^^

[Uncle Totty]

I blame you for his punches having the power to make his black shurt look blue.

Edited by Nathan K, 27 May 2015 - 04:21 PM.

[BerserX]

I blame you for not realizing that MarineTech has two modes: Blitz, and Destroy. He runs really fast - I mean REALLY fast - and changes shirts on the fly to indicate which mode he is in. Black is for "Blitz". Blue is for "Destroy".

This post really belongs in the next thread...

*Edit:

Nathan K, on 27 May 2015 - 04:21 PM, said:

I blame you for his punches having the power to make his black shurt look blue.

I also blame you for losing your 8th grade spelling bee because you couldn't spell "shirt".

Edited by BerserX, 28 May 2015 - 06:05 AM.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for forgetting I also have a 3rd mode. Cuddle.

Only certain people get to experience that mode though.

[BerserX]

MarineTech, on 27 May 2015 - 03:14 PM, said:

I blame you for forgetting what happens to those that steal from MarineTech

First, I come looking for you.



And then we have a discussion about your life choices.

I blame you for your Elvis hairdo making you look like a 70's era action movie hero.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not being familiar with Brock Samson of The Venture Brothers.

[Nightmare1]

I blame cuddle-fish MarineTech for me not knowing who the Venture Bros. are. I grew up with Bugs Bunny instead!

See what I did there with your "cuddle" comment?