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[moderatepudding]

by the way, despite my beautiful word of lowtax signature that i am not quite willing to rid myself of just yet, i'm a free agent

Hit Me Up

[fil5000]

Tasorin, on 14 February 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

We all know the answer is Anders-Bot.

Think IG-88C and Return of the Jedi when IG-88C inserts its AI into Death Star.II and starts messing with The Emperor. ..

Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that horrible story.

[Rannos]

moderatepudding, on 14 February 2013 - 09:53 PM, said:

by the way, despite my beautiful word of lowtax signature that i am not quite willing to rid myself of just yet, i'm a free agent

Hit Me Up

MP, you will always be our One True Khan :patriot:

[bloodnor]

I didn't even get an honourable mention. that i could see

[Ken Fury]

bloodnor, on 18 February 2013 - 05:54 AM, said:

I didn't even get an honourable mention. that i could see

This isn't about the best honeure player, it's about the best player with or without honeure.

The best player I know is [REDACTED].

Sorry that information is OPSEC!

[moderatepudding]

Well this new Elo system blows, it take 15-30 seconds for me to find a match and a good quarter of the time it just fails completley.

Also this poopsocker tournament is garbage, it's literally whoever can play the most while being barely competent wins. I mean I'll probably get to #1 tonight(#30 right now after 3 hours and 45 min of playing, I guess the other people are all garbage) and take a screenshot just for posterity but yeah. If it was weighed based on how well you did in each match rather than how many matches you've played it would be cool but ugh gross, I bet I'll wake up to find that I'm #200 or something.

[moderatepudding]

Yeah I keep hovering around #30, because I keep taking 5-10 min breaks after I fail to get a match or when all the mechs lose their textures(which seems to be happening every 3-4 matches now). This tournament sucks, I'm sick and drunk and tired, I think I'll just watch Yes Minister or dumb youtubes or something instead.

PGI pls make your next tournament less awful/broken/poopsocky tia'

e: actually could someone at PGI please compare everyone with over 10k points' average points per match, because I'm pretty sure you'll find that the standings are completely different if you do.

Edited by moderatepudding, 22 February 2013 - 05:37 PM.

[Ken Fury]

I'm happy we finally have Elo, soon I can use it to demonstrate that I'm not the best Player! Rejoice!

[moderatepudding]

lol I only played 30 matches total for that stupid tournament, I think I got to #30 after 25-28ish matches. I've sunk to #211 overnight, unsurprisingly. I'm the best at this game, etc etc

I guess I'll probably take a long break from MWO, none of the groups really interest me and dropping solo is a pain in the butt(I sure do love fighting and killing 3-4 mechs on my own, only to find that my team got themselves wiped out somehow)

also alpine blows

Edited by moderatepudding, 23 February 2013 - 11:48 AM.

[Koreanese]

wow, this thread still continued on? I think im the best forum **** starter player out there!

[DeathlyEyes]

moderatepudding, on 14 February 2013 - 02:18 AM, said:

this thread is trash for reasons im not gonan go into in this post, but im legit mad that i havent been mentioned more than once in this thread, and that the one post where someone mentioned me they werent even talking about my mad skills. like seriously, i spent the better part of december and november drunkenly pugging all by my lonesome and carrying 7 semihigh functioning idiots to victory every match, and while i didnt have any real justification at the time, if my e-fame had skyrocketed it would have totally been worth it. i also havent been accused of hacking since like late november, this frickin sucks

like seriously, i'm the greatest player in this entire game, everyone should know my name

*literally throws a temper tantrum*

e: mods pls move thread to kaetatoa tia

e2: and if you're wondering about the identities of the people anonymously following this thread, one of them is me, b/c im too insecure to admit i care

ggclosed..... caption

[MarineTech]

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