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I Killed Gankenstein


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#1 Thorqemada

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 07:22 AM

I killed Gankenstein in the darkness of River City - me and my "Black Swan" Craven 3L were patrolling the Upper City part and then i saw this abdomination of a stalking beast:

Glowing green eyes starring at me, spitting fire from tubes i could not forsee.
Ready to streak and ready to break, double to tripple the height and the weight.
I moved to the left, i moved to the right, covered by the dark scary night.
My Lasers spit poison my missiles gone fly, to save the team not careing to die.
The beast screamed in hate, the beast screamed in pain, it took much fire but got its gain.
Victims of evil fell dead all aside, when i got close enough to give them my aide.
A lance of light now finds it weaks dot and colour it red on the very same spot.
Missiles close in and hit the fresh wound, making the Monster yell in strange sound.
Then it falls dead to the unholy ground...

Who else killed Gankenstein?

#2 Lynette Steffeld

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 07:25 AM

I once shot up

An AC20 Cat

With my UAC5s

And then I walked away.


... Does that count as a haiku? Idk, ballistics, lol.

#3 elbloom

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 07:33 AM

never seen him, meh ^^ but seeing he always does silly flanking maneuvers alone in an assault I believe hes getting ganged up pretty often :)

#4 MustrumRidcully

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:06 AM

No! Not Gankenstein!

He was just misunderstood...

#5 Minsc

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:20 AM

This thread reminds me of the days of hunting for rare spawns in WoW. While I have not come across the elusive Gankenstein, his patrol path goes on many of the routes I frequent in my often used dragon born stalker killer mech.

#6 Phoenix 1

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:57 AM

So you beat a Stalker with a 'filthy' little ECM Raven...

Now if you would have done the same with an Awesome ... that would have been more impressive ;)

#7 VonRunnegen

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 10:00 AM

Yeah but its a Stalker who's owner bragged about never being killed by lights in his Stalker ;) I'd be pleased too!

(Not trying to be mean Mack, love the vids & the beast! Hope to kill it one day myself :unsure: unfortunately I'm rubbish.)

#8 MustrumRidcully

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 01:54 AM

View PostVonRunnegen, on 15 January 2013 - 10:00 AM, said:

Yeah but its a Stalker who's owner bragged about never being killed by lights in his Stalker :) I'd be pleased too!

(Not trying to be mean Mack, love the vids & the beast! Hope to kill it one day myself ;) unfortunately I'm rubbish.)

I am just hoping for him to see this and make some kind of response video.

But we need a better name for Thorqemada or his mech. Van Ravensing?

Edited by MustrumRidcully, 16 January 2013 - 01:55 AM.


#9 GODzillaGSPB

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 02:22 AM

View PostMustrumRidcully, on 16 January 2013 - 01:54 AM, said:

I am just hoping for him to see this and make some kind of response video.

But we need a better name for Thorqemada or his mech. Van Ravensing?


Difficult. Everytime an LRM flies over the battlefield, he tends to throw the video in the dustbin. :) Because that can't be true...

#10 Barnaby Jones

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 02:26 AM

I was killed by Gankenstein (and 5 of his buddies) in my sniper Dragon.





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