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[ConnorSinclair]

Good evening Freebirth vermin, This is star colonel Nicholai Malthus of the jade Falcon Clan, we are organizing 4man Splatcat and Boomcats into the Pubs and they are catching the wise.

A lance of clan Catapults stand ready to conquer and take over your pathetic pubs, what forces dare oppose us?

Do not refuse our Bachall, for we are many in number and powerful in strength, we can 1 shot your pathetic innersphere assaults before you can even react.

Your Running out into river will only make you easy prey for our advanced K2 Madcat with Dual Ac20's as we cut your mechs critical components.

Your Brawlers will be unable to shield themselves from the massive strikes of our superior clan tech 90 point alpha that headshots you instantly.

Your Support mechs will be unable to fire on us as we ascend from the skies using our jumpjets and land behind you, 1 shotting you in the RCT.

SO COME INTO THE 4MAN IF YOU DARE AND FACE THE WRATH OF CLAN PROPANE EAGLE.



FIRST WAVE OF OPERATION STEAK SAUCE HAS BEGUN, INNERSPHERE PUBS INVADED


HOW TO PLAY


Step 1. Sync with a Clan Propane eagle drop of A1s
Step 2. ????
Step 3. DEFEND THE INNERSPHERE PUBS AGAINST THE CLAN SPLAT CATS
Step 4. PROFIT!

[Sifright]

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!

[Vassago Rain]

>not being in proper white whale uniform.
>3050.

Shiggy!

[Wrenchfarm]

Uh oh, clans are invading.

[LaserAngel]

I'll get some colors later today. I'm glad to provide LRM support though.

[Poisoner]

I challenge you to a Trial of Possession for your Clan Technology.

[ConnorSinclair]

Poisoner, on 05 February 2013 - 05:41 AM, said:

I challenge you to a Trial of Possession for your Clan Technology.

YOU DARE REFUSE MY BACHALL?

http://youtu.be/YqzEssjkMeU

Edited by ConnorSinclair, 05 February 2013 - 05:44 AM.

[Alex Wolfe]

While frightened, I can't help but applaud your choice of art.

[ConnorSinclair]

Alex Wolfe, on 05 February 2013 - 05:51 AM, said:

While frightened, I can't help but applaud your choice of art.

This is a clan invasion event and a new level of Meta that no one has seen on this game.

Drop into the 4mans and fight the Clans in their OP as hell catapults!

[Sifright]

THIS TRAIN HAVENT ANY BREAKS

[Wrenchfarm]

Remember, when surround on 4 sides by by mechs going 80kph+ and doing 90 damage alpha strikes, just aim for the cockpits. Or if your a baddie, clip the ears.

TOTALLY BALANCED.

[LaserAngel]

For some strange reason the enemy team spent their entire time trying to box my LRM C1. I was wondering why they weren't focusing on the 3 SRM A1s and only me. I lost a single box and kept fighting. I later got head shotted but we rolled them 8:2.

Catapult, fair and balanced.

[Alex Wolfe]

ConnorSinclair, on 05 February 2013 - 05:53 AM, said:

This is a clan invasion event and a new level of Meta that no one has seen on this game.

Drop into the 4mans and fight the Clans in their OP as hell catapults!

I would gladly aid you in your worthy quest, mighty sir.

Spoiler

Alas, I'm a massive coward and would rather flee than face the Terror From Beyond The Balanceverse one more time.

[Vassago Rain]

Freebirth, I...

[5th Fedcom Rat]

Star Colonel Nicholai Malthus/ConnorSinclair,

Last night in open PUG combat I handily defeated your Dezgra pretender Clan-tech mech, first by stripping off an ear box and then finishing with a headshot as you charged me head on, using only my lowly Inner Sphere regular PPCs.

This, in spite of being outnumbered 7 to 1 and subsequently being swarmed by your honour-less horde of Solahma compatriots who refused to abide by traditional one on one Clan dueling rules.

I hope this feat makes me worthy of being your bondsman.

[Taizan]

All Clanners aboard: Riding the whine train!

[Sifright]

Taizan, on 05 February 2013 - 06:15 AM, said:

All Clanners aboard: Riding the whine train!

It is typical of the honorless freebirth dogs, that they are so ignorant of the basics of combat.

[Vassago Rain]

Taizan, on 05 February 2013 - 06:15 AM, said:

All Clanners aboard: Riding the whine train!

>green mod tag.
>1411 posts.
>no quips.

Would not make a bondsman.

5th Fedcom Rat, on 05 February 2013 - 06:08 AM, said:

Star Colonel Nicholai Malthus/ConnorSinclair,

Last night in open PUG combat I handily defeated your Dezgra pretender Clan-tech mech, first by stripping off an ear box and then finishing with a headshot as you charged me head on, using only my lowly Inner Sphere regular PPCs.

This, in spite of being outnumbered 7 to 1 and subsequently being swarmed by your honour-less horde of Solahma compatriots who refused to abide by traditional one on one Clan dueling rules.

I hope this feat makes me worthy of being your bondsman.

>elite tag.
>proper manners.
>224 posts that count.

Would make a bondsman on sight.

[Vassago Rain]

[Vassago Rain]

We call this 'the moneyshot.'