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JosefKafka

Hal Amazing's life had become perfect. Everything from his lifestyle to local weather to background radiation levels was completely flawless. Hal Amazing thought it was unacceptable. Dammit, what was the point in living if you had nothing to complain about?
Apr 16 2015 07:25 AM
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Goose

Maybe I should stop playing the game althogeather, and just write a tweak guide for it …
Apr 15 2015 11:51 AM
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JosefKafka

Somedays, the best of ideas were too large for the world to handle. Jimmie the Ironically Omnipotent knew how to erradicate poverty and famine, but he just didn't have the paper to write down his idea. Thus he shrugged and played another millenia of solitaire. One day, he mused in idle fancy, there would be paper.
Apr 15 2015 04:30 AM
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Kaargh

Dio CAAAANE! Anubi, idioti!
Apr 14 2015 02:29 PM
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JosefKafka

They promised that even in the deepest of dark there would be a small light inside each and every person. The promised that that light would show the way out. Broomer never really cared for any of that. Darkness was his one true friend and besides, he didn't have to care about his hair in the dark.
Apr 14 2015 12:17 PM
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Scout Derek

I'm a Jaguar. RAWRRRR.
Apr 14 2015 11:01 AM
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Roadbuster

I wonder, what do people feel when they experience the impact of 2-3 Gauss rounds out of nowhere, before even seeing any opponents?
Apr 14 2015 04:46 AM
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JosefKafka

Beyond the realms of thought, sanity and purple coloured wallpaper lies a pond. The pond is in no way remarkable, but for some strange reason it had been chosen as the sacred spot of the Uuntah sect. It was a widely held belief that if a true Uuntah were to find the pond, then the believer would achieve enlightement. No Uuntah ever found the pond and they all were very depressed. Very.
Apr 13 2015 06:13 AM
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Nightmare1

"Do you have a permit to ask stupid questions?" - Trace Adkins
Apr 13 2015 05:54 AM
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    Euphoric1RW
    I needed a permit, man I've been in violation all this time and didn't know! hehe
    Apr 13 2015 10:14 AM
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    Nightmare1
    ROFL
    Apr 13 2015 11:21 AM
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Omdra

I received a call from STO to return to my bridge!
Apr 12 2015 08:51 PM
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anfadern

The game need a much broader player base, not just the die hard community...
Apr 12 2015 05:01 AM
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EvilTCell

PGI, please ask the old school players of MW what needs to be in the game. There are so many things missing from MWO that I'm hoping gets added. We're losing faith you can pull this off. :(
Apr 11 2015 04:10 PM
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PetardEgomane

Congratulations on dismissing my concerns about the state of the game out of hand, I would have thought that a former moderator might at least give some credence to a player that has dumped upwards of 1000 bucks into the game. never mind, on the subject of shooting oneself , maybe you should try it sometime
Apr 11 2015 03:53 AM