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On Holiday From The Capellan Federation - Why Do All Your Womenfolk Resemble Livestock


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#1 Broceratops

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 06:08 PM

Please direct Broceratops to where you keep your beauties.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 06:20 PM

Spoken like a true capellan.

#3 NocturnalBeast

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 09:49 PM

View PostBroceratops, on 02 March 2013 - 06:08 PM, said:

Please direct Broceratops to where you keep your beauties.


Go back to your Capellan hens and squawk to them.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 06:16 AM

View PostEdward Steiner, on 02 March 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:


Go back to your Capellan hens and squawk to them.


nice reply! :ph34r:

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 06:43 AM

View PostEdward Steiner, on 02 March 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:

Go back to your Capellan hens and squawk to them.


Don't worry. He's a bird and lacks... you know what. ANd is attracted by singing of specific frequency humans can't do.

He will be harmless like a castrate. :ph34r:

#6 CG Oglethorpe Kerensky

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 07:01 AM

View PostAdridos, on 03 March 2013 - 06:43 AM, said:


Don't worry. He's a bird


No I am afraid he is one of yours, his name is not on the manifest from Migration Ship from Kaetetôã ...and he is also a member of Steel Jaguars as noted by his Banner.

When you are going to be a bigot and denigrate someone for being different than you because you are of different species, please make sure you aren't actually the same species first.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 07:22 AM

View PostCG Oglethorpe Kerensky, on 03 March 2013 - 07:01 AM, said:


When you are going to be a bigot and denigrate someone for being different than you because you are of different species, please make sure you aren't actually the same species first.


Truth.

Protip: Look for an "Adam's Apple" before you commit.

#8 Broceratops

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 09:54 AM

In one sense we are all Capellans and Broceratops is proud to stand alongside his goon brothers. However if one were to be specific Broceratops does not squawk. Broceratops does however enjoy the occasional 'sqak', which by his research is approximately 33% more efficient and gets similar results.

#9 XphR

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 10:26 AM

View PostBroceratops, on 02 March 2013 - 06:08 PM, said:

Please direct Broceratops to where you keep your beauties.

The better question may be: Why do your livestock resemble Capellan womenfolk?

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 12:25 PM

View PostXphR, on 03 March 2013 - 10:26 AM, said:

The better question may be: Why do your livestock resemble Capellan womenfolk?


Dunno, which do you think Haffny Liao looks like?

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 12:32 PM

Ive seen a few goats with that exact smirk, but they all had longer ears. :D





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