18 replies to this topic

[PhDGreg]

Managed to find an image of a shiny new cockpit item. I think it will be very popular with a lot of the people who post in these forums!

[Liberty]

Does the box come in different colors?

[Josef Nader]

I laughed. Still enraged by recent developments, but I laughed nonetheless.

[Agent of Change]

epic I'll take 2.

[PANZERBUNNY]

That tissue box 'aint fer cryin...if you know what I mean.

[Mystere]

PGI, make it so!

[Tarman]

Liberty, on 04 March 2013 - 08:46 PM, said:

Does the box come in different colors?

For an extra 250MC, yes.

If you want lotion-tinged tissues it's another 250MC.

[RagenBull]

PANZERBUNNY, on 04 March 2013 - 08:47 PM, said:

That tissue box 'aint fer cryin...if you know what I mean.

perfect comment

[Traigus]

Green box is OP and PTW! It has Aloe!

[PANZERBUNNY]

RagenBull, on 04 March 2013 - 08:48 PM, said:

perfect comment

Well I would prefer a crusty dried sock, but a box of tissue.... I'll take it.

[P I T A]

Nice

[Mister Blastman]

PANZERBUNNY, on 04 March 2013 - 08:47 PM, said:

That tissue box 'aint fer cryin...if you know what I mean.

The only thing worse than having sticky fingers is sticky fingers with bits of tissue stuck to them that won't come off...

[venomman2]

I literally laughed out loud. If that ever made it into the game it would re-define the upper limits of both cynicism and hilarity at the same time.

[Tarman]

PANZERBUNNY, on 04 March 2013 - 08:50 PM, said:

Well I would prefer a crusty dried sock, but a box of tissue.... I'll take it.

I thought the sock was for poopsocking. I'm getting confused as to which cockpit item is for what.

[PANZERBUNNY]

Mister Blastman, on 04 March 2013 - 08:53 PM, said:

The only thing worse than having sticky fingers is sticky fingers with bits of tissue stuck to them that won't come off...

That's only if you use that cheap public toilet paper. That super thin, barely able to catch the **** atoms vacating your speef.

Speef. I just made that up.

[Joe Mallad]

If I buy a gold tissue box will my mech never die?

[Little Nemo]

Amazing.

[Mystere]

Sent to "Off Topic" already? Well, I'm just going to "Suggestions". I thought it was hilarious and have no doubt that people will be buying this!

[Bandaids]

I like to fap when I pilot because, My HBK-4p is the sexiest girl on the field. This will come in handy for a quick clean up.

Edited by Bandaids, 05 March 2013 - 09:02 AM.