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[At Least Three Bears]

For long have I dwelled in the multi-verses of mwo and for long I felt like it missed something at it's core. I am sure that you missed it to, specially now that you can look at your jump distance meter in the mechbay. Each time I strip all the jump jets, demagnetise my ferret and clean my mech leg from the stomped orphans residues, that meter feels like an insult to me, to my ancestry and Megan Fox. And in that single moment where I am at my weakest I can't but to stare into the sunset and shed a single tear.

But we no longer need to feel oppressed, ignored and greeted by hurtful words by our peers like : “go away you are drunk”, “that's impossible because I say so”, “sir your hat is made of ****”,”balance is my speciality and that would unbalance competitive potato hurling”...

Because if we link our collective voices, and let it roar on those same forums we could get what we want. I am of course talking of the ability of our mech to jump. I see your judgemental brow rise, and I start to see your spiteful eye roll, but let me stop that for a moment. Imagine that you don't believe in jump jets, but you believe in knee caps. Imagine a wild herd of pink spiders, cicadas, even some stompy atlases that don't quite fit there but no one dare to say something, from time to time just jump. Wouldn't it be perfect? Yes that would be wouldn't it, we could hopscotch in the cold embrace of Frozen City like mighty mountain bears. Gently stroll trough Caustic Valley with joyful “Hahaaa” coming out of our VOIP while we salute with a tip of the hat our adversaries. Discretely jump over that one rock in River City Night. Spare countless lives of the shy turkey in Forest Colony. And of course stop global warming in Alpine Peaks.

We need to be able to jump, or I will shoot a tiny man in the foot. It's your call PGI.

[The Cheese]

Go away, you're drunk.

[Mongoose Trueborn]

that's impossible because I say so

[Biglead]

Meth is a hell of a drug

[General Taskeen]

Standing Ovation

Make Jump Jets Fun Revolution

[Valder]