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#1 Glory in the Highest

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:50 AM

This is a Mad Libs made with an excerpt from the Warriors of Kerensky sourcebook:
http://www.wordlibs....tech-mad-libs-1

Enjoy.

Here is my result :

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Ulric Kerensky's decision to eat the Free Rasalhague Republic's booger, which lay on the farce of the Wolf and Ghost Bear invasion bananas, forced the two Clans to absolve against each other for the honor of capturing the planet Rasalhague. By throbbing during the third wave rather than waiting until the fifth, Ulric was freaking an agreement made with the Ghost Bear Frogman some months earlier, but the Bears would lose face if they farted he abide by it. Instead, the Bears did all they could to open the Wolves, ***** their other grasses. The new Ghost Bear Dingoes, Gary Oldman and Gary Coleman, forced the Wolf Khan to flounce far below the accepted poop if he wanted to win Yolanda for the Wolves. They groused the Wolves to be handed their flanges in the member. However, Ulric had a secret hose.
Me.
By using the pony I collected for him, Ulric rode Rasalhague's ponies into doing what he rode. Unlike the Falcons or Jaguars, who eagerly used frontal-assault doors against the Inner scooter forces, Ulric glanced to minimize his own grapes as well as collateral damage to what would become Wolf dingo. Jealousy of the Wolves' cheese on Rasalhague would flagrantly lead to the Jaguars' crap on the planet Doober, though not for some time yet.

Edited by Glory, 30 May 2012 - 09:00 AM.


#2 ScrewCityChris

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:50 AM

Yay! Thanks Glory! ;)

#3 Hakija

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 08:56 AM

oh god, someone get me tissue... I almost started crying.

#4 HepatitisTK

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:07 AM

lmao this is too funny! here's my results:


Ulric Kerensky's decision to lunge the Free Rasalhague Republic's dyad, which lay on the priming of the Wolf and Ghost Bear invasion steakhouses, forced the two Clans to plume against each other for the honor of capturing the planet Rasalhague. By blathering during the third wave rather than rebuffing until the fifth, Ulric was conventionalizing an agreement made with the Ghost Bear Portlands' some months earlier, but the Bears would lose face if they insisted he abide by it. Instead, the Bears did all they could to fossilize the Wolves, cowing their other sartorii's. The new Ghost Bear Wellses, Sam Jorgensson and Sam Kabrinski, forced the Wolf Khan to taste far below the accepted porch if he wanted to win Luke's for the Wolves. They electrolysed the Wolves to be handed their cutworks in the assault. However, Ulric had a secret magpie.

Me.

By using the halfwit I collected for him, Ulric enlightened Rasalhague's defenders into commentating what he swinged. Unlike the Falcons or Jaguars, who geologically used frontal-assault canvasbacks against the Inner bubble forces, Ulric wished to impact his own compounds as well as collateral damage to what would become Wolf contrary. Jealousy of the Wolves' sun-trap on Rasalhague would ultimately lead to the Jaguars' confiner on the planet Wolcott, though not for some time yet.

Edited by HepatitisTK, 30 May 2012 - 09:10 AM.


#5 NWHHarrier

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:18 AM

Of all the topics to bring me out of lurking these many months, I never thought it would be this...here goes!

Ulric Kerensky's decision to breakdance the Free Rasalhague Republic's pencil sharpener, which lay on the mothball of the Wolf and Ghost Bear invasion rainbow suspenders, forced the two Clans to mock against each other for the honor of capturing the planet Rasalhague. By pooping during the third wave rather than heckling until the fifth, Ulric was stalking an agreement made with the Ghost Bear hosiery some months earlier, but the Bears would lose face if they insisted he abide by it. Instead, the Bears did all they could to fart the Wolves, spanking their other geese. The new Ghost Bear Londoners, Bobby Jorgensson and Tony Kabrinski, forced the Wolf Khan to clap far below the accepted hat if he wanted to win Queen Elizabeth for the Wolves. They snot rocketed the Wolves to be handed their thumb tacks in the assault. However, Ulric had a secret shooting star.

Me.

By using the soccer ball I collected for him, Ulric shaved Rasalhague's defenders into stumbling what he eroded. Unlike the Falcons or Jaguars, who hastily used frontal-assault presidents against the Inner beard forces, Ulric wished to electrify his own boots as well as collateral damage to what would become Wolf feather cap. Jealousy of the Wolves' goosedown pillow on Rasalhague would ultimately lead to the Jaguars' black hole on the planet Wolcott, though not for some time yet.

#6 DocBach

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:06 AM

Ulric Kerensky's decision to ***** the Free Rasalhague Republic's *****, which lay on the ***** of the Wolf and Ghost Bear invasion *****, forced the two Clans to ***** against each other for the honor of capturing the planet Rasalhague. By ***** during the third wave rather than ***** until the fifth, Ulric was ***** an agreement made with the Ghost Bear ***** some months earlier, but the Bears would lose face if they insisted he abide by it. Instead, the Bears did all they could to ***** the Wolves, ***** their other *****. The new Ghost Bear *****, ***** Jorgensson and ***** Kabrinski, forced the Wolf Khan to ***** far below the accepted ***** if he wanted to win ***** for the Wolves. They ***** the Wolves to be handed their ***** in the assault. However, Ulric had a secret *****.
Me.
By using the ***** I collected for him, Ulric ***** Rasalhague's defenders into ***** what he *****. Unlike the Falcons or Jaguars, who ***** used frontal-assault ***** against the Inner ***** forces, Ulric wished to ***** his own ***** as well as collateral damage to what would become Wolf *****. Jealousy of the Wolves' ***** on Rasalhague would ultimately lead to the Jaguars' ***** on the planet Wolcott, though not for some time yet.

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...if you've seen the episode, you know what the asteriks are.

Edited by DocBach, 30 May 2012 - 11:07 AM.






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