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[Waladil]

I was thinking it'd be fun to come up with some witty one-liners for use during gameplay, preferably involving some wordplay about why any given 'Mech sucks starting from it's name. Here's what I've come up with so far:

"Nice Hunchback. Although I bet it's back is only permanently hunched over because it takes it in the **s for hours at a time."

"Ahh, yes. The Cicada. And much like it's namesake, only manages to do something impressive every seven years or so."

"Hey. You reckon that the reason an Atlas can't shoot for salt is because it's busy trying to haul a planet's worth of armor around?"

EDIT: I'm also legally obligated to say:
"The Urbanmech is THE MOST POWERFUL MILITARY MACHINE IN EXISTENCE. Unless you consider the presence of any other 'Mech, or even a large tank."

Edited by Waladil, 28 May 2012 - 03:15 PM.

[Dirk Le Daring]

One more hit like that and it'll be Sleepy-BoBo's.

[Shredhead]

Why are you wearing that stupid Mech- suit?

[Captain Fabulous]

They called it "Commando" because we all know there's nothing under the outer layer.