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[Matt Newman]

Jman5, on 21 March 2013 - 02:05 PM, said:

You thought you were woring at a video game company. In fact, it's just been one big reality tv show centered around you! Garth and Paul are paid actors.

And the whole forums is played by just one person! Mind=Blown

[Chunkylad]

Matt Newman, on 21 March 2013 - 02:09 PM, said:

And the whole forums is played by just one person! Mind=Blown

Shh, you have said too much.

[Matt Newman]

Belorion, on 21 March 2013 - 02:07 PM, said:

That was disturbing man. I can't unsee that.

That's not disturbing! Its the Joe Schmo Show! The best show in the history of television.

[stjobe]

Matt Newman, on 21 March 2013 - 02:09 PM, said:

And the whole forums is played by just one person! Mind=Blown

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

It pays the rent.

[MrEdweird]

Now, relax, this is all just an elaborate scheme.
There's a fairly high chance that sometime in the next 15 minutes, a thread will pop up announcing the details of Clan mechs and the the "Magic 6" to come.

Trust me, this is how stuff works.

[Voidsinger]

Matt Newman, on 21 March 2013 - 02:09 PM, said:

And the whole forums is played by just one person! Mind=Blown

Just forget about the whole thing. Move along, nothing to see here.

Otherwise, you get voted out at the next meeting.

[Roadbeer]

Matt Newman, on 21 March 2013 - 02:11 PM, said:

That's not disturbing! Its the Joe Schmo Show! The best show in the history of television.

[xxx WreckinBallRaj xxx]

Matt Newman, on 21 March 2013 - 02:02 PM, said:

http://youtu.be/PqH5WmUJV18 <<<Me in this thread

I do that a lot myself.

[Gregory Owen]

okay looks like we finally got that out of our systems


by the way, the forums look nice all cleaned out like this.

Edited by Gregory Owen, 21 March 2013 - 02:26 PM.

[hammerreborn]

You know, I'm kinda proud of myself for getting the updates turned into 24 Jack Bauer style. It also makes me happy that apparently that awesome show has viewers in Canada.

Is there a mountie version of Jack Bauer?

[Roadbeer]

Gregory Owen, on 21 March 2013 - 02:25 PM, said:

okay looks like we finally got that out of our systems

Completely wrong. Hasn't been an update in one whole page

ALL THE THINGS NOW!!!

[Belorion]

Matt Newman, on 21 March 2013 - 02:11 PM, said:

That's not disturbing! Its the Joe Schmo Show! The best show in the history of television.

No way... Salad Fingers is the best show.



I guess that's really an internet show though.

Edited by Belorion, 21 March 2013 - 02:30 PM.

[ElLocoMarko]

Hey... can we get that official announcement post started where you talk about what was the problem and what was done to fix it (splash radius or whatever). I really do want to know if things were just tuned or if splash is getting turned off early (was scheduled for Apr 2)...

Love the banter though...

Announcement is up: http://mwomercs.com/...16#entry2103216

Edited by ElLocoMarko, 21 March 2013 - 02:50 PM.

[Gregory Owen]

hammerreborn, on 21 March 2013 - 02:25 PM, said:

You know, I'm kinda proud of myself for getting the updates turned into 24 Jack Bauer style. It also makes me happy that apparently that awesome show has viewers in Canada.

Is there a mountie version of Jack Bauer?

http://www.imdb.com/.../?ref_=tt_cl_t1

[Corbon Zackery]

Paul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 01:43 PM, said:

From Garth? That's Bryan Ekman... the Creative Director.

Can we get some details on what changes are being made? Also what the new number will be. DMG, Splash, that sort of thing.

[Paul Inouye]

(24 intro) boop... beep... boop... beep The following occurs between 3:30PM and 4PM on the day of a hotfix.

3:30 PM - Production staff inquiring on the status of the patch. Told them to read the forums and then injected them with Grayanotoxin. They'll wake up with a headache. Just trying to find a place to hide the bodies. Can't use the server room since the whole issue with Beta Key releases.

Patch is still on schedule for 4PM. 26 mins from now. The Commander in Chief just called me and said he has a plan. I'm scared.

Official Post will be put up shortly before the patch. I just had to run it through spell check a couple times. You will get all the numbers there.

[Roadbeer]

Paul Inouye, on 21 March 2013 - 02:34 PM, said:

(24 intro) boop... beep... boop... beep The following occurs between 3:30PM and 4PM on the day of a hotfix.

The Commander in Chief just called me and said he has a plan. I'm scared.

Custer had a plan too

[Belorion]

Does the plan involve mech 20?

[XIRUSPHERE]

Grayanotoxin? You guys are drinking mead and forum warrioring. Im kinda scared now.

[Solis Obscuri]

hammerreborn, on 21 March 2013 - 02:25 PM, said:

Is there a mountie version of Jack Bauer?

Yes. But his last name is pronounced differently, he never has to shoot anyone, and he uses politeness as an interrogation technique. Terrorists never try to threaten his country.