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#1 Swiftfire

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 01:38 PM

Sung to Matchmaker, matchmaker by Bock and Harnick, from the film Fiddler on the Roof.

Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match
One not a premade, and not eight assaults
Matchmaker, matchmaker look through your code
And make me a perfect match

Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match
With no lrm spam, and no Jenner gank.
Matchmaker, matchmaker look through your code
And make me a perfect match

Matchmaker, matchmaker I'll bring the las
You bring the boom, thunder and hale
Bring me a kill for I'm longing to be
The envy of all I see

For devs make it crashless
For newbs make it easy
For me, well I wouldn't bother
Unless my kill count can be three.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:07 PM

Ha! Good one!

Now, on a serious note....no 8 assaults, no LRM, no jenner...

What kind of match do you want? If you want identical matches, organize trials only where it's just skill on skill.

Or, if you hate Trial mechs, organize drops in TS.

Anyhow, we are all eagerly awaiting phase 3.

Cause we don't want PHASE 4.


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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:09 AM

Don't read too much into this post BW. I just thought of the song and some of the complaining about matchmaking and put this together.

It wasn't a complaint or comment on the matchmaking system. Just a lark.





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