457 replies to this topic

[Le Goat]

This is a great joke, because PGI would never put THAT much stuff in a patch.

stay classy moderators

[Revorn]

Nice ideas at all. some could realy be funny.

[warner2]

Good stuff I particularly liked the jump tank consumable and " BAP has been temporarily removed from the game pending internal review of its intended function and effectiveness against ECM".

[StalaggtIKE]

Ha! I caught on at...,

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We'll start with just a little tease about our latest Hero Mech, the Raven-NMr

7/10 for effort.

[Nidhoggr]

lol well played PGI. I was at first excited at all the new content, then I saw the raven... I also liked the addition of more missile hard points on A1.

[Chavette]

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MatchMaking
- Users will no longer have to specify group size when creating a group.

This is what we need.

[shintakie]

Whats funny is that a MG/Flamer like that would actually make them somewhat viable. 5 dps per MG on unarmored sections would quite literally shred an enemy mech and make it an absolutely amazin finisher. Completely terrible everywhere else, but the best finisher you can ever hope for.

I did lol at the Raven hero mech though.

[M U A D D I B]

"Well, I just asked Paul about it and he said we couldn't do it this time.Good thing nobody listens to him, huh?"


Made my damn day ... don't even know.

[DarkJaguar]

The worst part, is that some of these changes would actually improve the game. :\

[Joe Mallad]

I have to agree that while a lot of this was funny as hell, some of it would actually make the game more enjoyable and playable.

[El Penguin]

I clicked the patch notes link to read it and was confused why it wasn't showing. Then I read the topic post...

You caught me off guard on todays day

[JudgeDeathCZ]

Actually that idea about Caustic valley is not bad.
Also I like HSR for SRMs .
Consumable fuel...why not?
Added Bitching Betty quotes should be good.Like which collector enemy capping on Conquest .
PPC disabling HUD FTW xD .
Damage reduction for FF?At least that upgrade will make sense bcuz in TT it add armor points per ton and not only it weight less...
The rest...meh

Too bad its Apríl fool

[Hawkeye 72]

I bought this 100% until I read Founders mechs were receiving a damage resistance nerf...

At which point I realized the forum rage that would happen if Founders mechs had any sort of higher damage resistance

I was duped. Damn you PP! Paul has taught you well...

[JudgeDeathCZ]

DarkJaguar, on 01 April 2013 - 08:07 AM, said:

The worst part, is that some of these changes would actually improve the game. :\

This.QFT.

[NRP]

LOL! This better be a joke!

I wonder how many people had an aneurysm
reading that.

[Joe Mallad]

El Penguin, on 01 April 2013 - 08:11 AM, said:

I clicked the patch notes link to read it and was confused why it wasn't showing. Then I read the topic post...

You caught me off guard on todays day

love your highlander sig there bro. Nice!

[Purplefluffybunny]

Prosperity Park, on 01 April 2013 - 07:29 AM, said:

Founders Mechs
- All Founders Mechs had their Damage Resistance reduced from 10% to 5%.

I never knew founder's mechs got a damage resistance buff. If only!

EDIT: what is the exp gain on founder's mechs?

Edited by Purplefluffybunny, 01 April 2013 - 08:22 AM.

[Slaytronic]

april fools has never been funny just a waste of a day

Edited by Slaytronic, 01 April 2013 - 08:22 AM.

[El Death Smurf]

K2 energy bay doors and 8 missle slots on A1.
that right there takes tha cake.

[Wizard Steve]

/headdesk