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[Phoenix Gray]

Tired of squinting through those cramped mech canopies, Sick of blurry thermals and scary night city shadows? Want a bird's eye view of the battlefield?

PGI has heard your plea! For a modest 50MC ("hey, we can't eat CBills, people") per session, you can have your own PGI employee on speed dial who will watch the game on the server and describe to you exactly what is going on, giving the ambitious player an unbeatable tactical and strategic advantage.

Now is the time to become the unchallenged Master of Your Drop! Now is the time to move ahead to the Next Big Thing in Online Gaming! Now is the time to wish you had watched your big mouth on the General Forum!

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Edited by Phoenix Gray, 01 April 2013 - 08:01 AM.

[Pyrrho]

When will ComStar be firing up the dedicated Infomercial Channel for all of these fine products?

[Garth Erlam]

50 MC? Won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!

[Agent of Change]

You are right Garth!

I'll pay 100, all you cheapskates need to get with the program.

sheesh, the nerve of some people.

[Pyrrho]

I can't wait to wrangle me some stragglers with the Noob Nabber Mech Leash™.

[N0ni]

Agent of Change, on 01 April 2013 - 08:21 AM, said:

I'll pay 100, all you cheapskates need to get with the program.

I'll triple that. As soon as i buy more MC.

[Forestal]

50MC? That's dirt-cheap!

There HAS to be a catch somewhere... oh wait, it is a Consumable, right?

So it's 50MC for EVERY call/time where you literally gain access to a "3rd person" for the "3rd person view"?

No-- I must resist "cheese"!

Edited by Forestal, 01 April 2013 - 08:32 AM.