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Which Canon Clan is right for You?


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#1 Tux

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 09:48 PM

It's a trick question. Listen up you freebirth scum, you're actually just terrible but I'm going to let you in on a secret anyways, there's only one clan that's right for you.

CLAN JADE FALCON

Trust me, you're thinking of maybe signing up for something else maybe, forget that. You want to win don't you? Fighting with all the honor of your glorious clan? CJF is so terrifying it earned the name "PUKE PIGEONS" because everyone who sees our insignia pukes out of fear.

It's a primal fear, the kind that takes decades of battlefield domination to instill into your enemies.

So get ready to sign up, because one day we're coming.

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#2 Woodstock

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 09:50 PM

None of them ... they are all boring.

#3 Johnny Reb

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 09:56 PM

Which ever one gets me in a mech and shooting first!

#4 Mad Dog Monkey

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 09:57 PM

I just wanna blow **** up fast as possible!

#5 Tux

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 09:59 PM

None of you are viable recruits, begone freebirth dregs

#6 hilix mercer

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:08 PM

A true Clan Warrior would not use profane contractions. Quiaff? That is why I am a Steel Viper. See you on the field of honor Freebirth :(

#7 Kargush

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:31 PM

The only Clan I'd willingly join isn't among the invaders, so the question is rather moot from my point of view.

#8 pursang

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:32 PM

Jade Falcons, Wolves, Smoke Jaguars - you traitors all die the same.

#9 Adrienne Vorton

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:43 PM

pursang...it´s Friedrich Nietzsche... IE not EI^^ just saying :(

#10 Insidious Johnson

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:47 PM

Funny thing is, OP has mercenary as his alliance. Suspicious troll is suspicious. That or enjoy your trip to clan recruiting forums.

#11 Arikiel

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:47 PM

Meh... You're all clan Filthy Rat is my eyes.

#12 pursang

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:48 PM

Damn typos, thanks for pointing that out.

#13 Aethon

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:54 PM

Wrong forum, birdbrain. :(

#14 Morang

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:00 PM

Any annihilated one. I especially love the Wolverines, because there are no Wolverines anymore.

#15 Shaft McCavity

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:33 PM

View PostMorang, on 05 June 2012 - 11:00 PM, said:

Any annihilated one. I especially love the Wolverines, because there are no Wolverines anymore.


I couldn't say it any more eloquently, myself. Kudos to you, good sir.

#16 verybad

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:00 AM

There's no tougher clan than Clan Pink Pony. Those guys are FABULOUS warriors! All the other clans fear them.

Edited by verybad, 06 June 2012 - 12:00 AM.


#17 Haydin

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:03 AM

View Postkargush, on 05 June 2012 - 10:31 PM, said:

The only Clan I'd willingly join isn't among the invaders, so the question is rather moot from my point of view.


Welp I hope you like the Ghost Bears Mr. Rasalhauge :(

#18 CycKath

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:07 AM

*snorts* The real question is why do you deny the purity and direction the Blessed Blake foretold in the Word of Blake in saving humanity from the dark times?

#19 Frostiken

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 07:41 AM

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#20 Draelren

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:38 PM

There is only one clan that is worthy of being called a clan. The greatest clan that ever rose from the ashes after the second exodus. Our founders clan, Clan Wolf.





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