17 replies to this topic

[ColonelMetus]

just jumped my heavy metal 1v4....

they were all killed (nearest ally was 1800 meters away)

[Spinning Burr]

Dude, tell us a story bro. Paint a picture. You can't just leave the "facts" like that on the table.

[ColonelMetus]

fact are, Gauss rifle cannot miss Atlas, he is too big, too slow,

[Terror Teddy]

...walked into a bar...

[Solis Obscuri]

Terror Teddy, on 09 April 2013 - 10:40 PM, said:

...walked into a bar...

What I was thinking.

[Prophet OFC]

******'s are wet the world over...

[Blackfire1]

The commando looks at the atlas pilot girls and says to them " You must be an assault pilot, because you look like you could take a pounding" The Jager pilot looks at the Commando Pilot shaking his head and says to him " You must be a Light Pilot, Because i could break you in two."
Finally one of the assault pilot women chuckles and looks at the Jagure Pilot. "You must be a Heavy Pilot, Because its going to take some work to get into your back side."
Soon after Pink Thunder blew up the bar with over 9000 damage and a coupon for one roasted Mad Cat and a shot of PPC.

The end.

Now back on topic. . . You did what now?

Edited by Blackfire1, 09 April 2013 - 10:59 PM.

[Vellinious]

They must have really sucked....

[Kain]

Why do you want to post this?

Should we congratulate you for your cool story,
Should we applaud?
Should we give you a pat on the shoulder?
Should we argue if your story is true..

Should we care?

this is forum littering..

[Solomon Ward]

In Russia mechs jump Highlander !

[MoonUnitBeta]

Solomon Ward, on 09 April 2013 - 11:37 PM, said:

In Russia mechs jump Highlander !

In Russia, Highlander kill mechs!

[Spinning Burr]

Blackfire1, on 09 April 2013 - 11:00 PM, said:

The commando looks at the atlas pilot girls and says to them " You must be an assault pilot, because you look like you could take a pounding" The Jager pilot looks at the Commando Pilot shaking his head and says to him " You must be a Light Pilot, Because i could break you in two."
Finally one of the assault pilot women chuckles and looks at the Jagure Pilot. "You must be a Heavy Pilot, Because its going to take some work to get into your back side."
Soon after Pink Thunder blew up the bar with over 9000 damage and a coupon for one roasted Mad Cat and a shot of PPC.

The end.

Now back on topic. . . You did what now?

Now that's a story!

MoonUnitBeta, on 09 April 2013 - 11:42 PM, said:

In Russia, Highlander kill mechs!

In Russia, Highlander epic win.

[employee24601]

They were too busy laughing at the pink Mech?

[SweetWarmIce]

Cool story bro, needs Dragons.

[Dukarriope]

And the bartender asks, why the long range missiles?

[RedDragon]

You got 4 disconnects on the enemy team in a single match? Bugs must be really getting out of hand

[Blackfire1]

this should probably be moved to off topic if this continues lol.

[ThunderOverWater]

Must have been a lot of shots with that gauss to kill that many allies at 1800m+.