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#21 von Pilsner

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 02:37 AM

I will be defeated by the legendary 3 second Jenner... :)

#22 Critical Fumble

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 02:37 AM

View PostCorrupt3d, on 12 April 2013 - 02:21 AM, said:

Looks shopped to me :)

I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.

#23 Saint Scarlett Johan

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 02:48 AM

View PostVassago Rain, on 12 April 2013 - 02:21 AM, said:

When you make your bed, you sleep in it.


If I'm making my bed, it's usually because I'm done sleeping in it. Am I doing it wrong?

#24 Karl Split

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 02:58 AM

LOL Thread of the week +10 interwebs

#25 MadPanda

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:03 AM

View Postvon Pilsner, on 12 April 2013 - 02:37 AM, said:

I will be defeated by the legendary 3 second Jenner... :)


Where does that come from? Must have missed it.

#26 Vassago Rain

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:12 AM

View PostMadPanda, on 12 April 2013 - 03:03 AM, said:


Where does that come from? Must have missed it.


The now mythical 1+1=1.4 double heatsink saga, starring Garth. He made the claim that a jenner with truedubs would be able to kill an atlas in 3 seconds.

Then we got truedubs in the engine, which is the only heatsinks jenners normally take, but his scenario never materialized.

#27 neviu

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:13 AM

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#28 Joseph Mallan

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:14 AM

Spider Hero Mech.
Nuff said.

#29 Stormeris

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:17 AM

Spider mech,
Spider mech
Does whatever
A spider mech does,
Can he swing
From a web?
No he can't
He's a mech

#30 Tickdoff Tank

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:36 AM

View PostStormeris, on 12 April 2013 - 03:17 AM, said:

Spider mech,
Spider mech
Does whatever
A spider mech does,
Can he swing
From a web?
No he can't
He's a mech




#31 Xelah

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:54 AM

View PostCritical Fumble, on 12 April 2013 - 02:37 AM, said:

I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.



Yeah, the original image is 6 machine guns floating midair... they shopped in the spider.

#32 tenderloving

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:01 AM

View PostVassago Rain, on 12 April 2013 - 03:12 AM, said:


The now mythical 1+1=1.4 double heatsink saga, starring Garth. He made the claim that a jenner with truedubs would be able to kill an atlas in 3 seconds.

Then we got truedubs in the engine, which is the only heatsinks jenners normally take, but his scenario never materialized.


Do people from PGI armor their mechs? I'm starting to get the impression that they run around with at least 5 tons removed to make room for BAP, NARC ammo, and the Command Console.

#33 Mason Grimm

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:03 AM

View Postzmeul, on 12 April 2013 - 02:17 AM, said:

but you need 6 crosshairs for that "thing"


A module upgrade will be the "8 Eyes Electronics Suite" so that it can aim each of those bad boys independently.

Actually, this Spider hero mech could be the prelude to a certain 12 MG Dakka Dakka little fishy!!!!

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Now, make my day and photoshop one of these!!!!!

#34 Joseph Mallan

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:20 AM

Pirahna
Here start with this.

Edited by Joseph Mallan, 12 April 2013 - 04:21 AM.


#35 Krzysztof z Bagien

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:30 AM

Have no fear! There's the ultimate weapon to fight them:
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#36 tenderloving

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:36 AM

View PostJoseph Mallan, on 12 April 2013 - 04:20 AM, said:

Pirahna
Here start with this.


Has anyone else caught the irony that this mech carries the name of the MWO developers, yet under a system that they insist upon keeping it will be useless?

#37 Thundercles

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:55 AM

I named my 5k the Octodakka (Yes, only 4 ballistic points - I know) just in the hopes that some day, I wouldn't feel like an even bigger anchor to my team if I were to pilot a machine-gunned out version. Running around with a LPL is fun though, even if its rather useless on its own.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 05:21 AM

View PostVassago Rain, on 12 April 2013 - 02:13 AM, said:


Machineguns are a non-issue in general. There's no reason to take them, or the mechs that are too small to mount big ballistics.


I'll Have you know that my Charlotte. Can and does pack a Guass with room to spare for jump jets and a small laser!

#39 Phoenix Gray

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 05:33 AM

Obviously a cheese build. Some Noob forgot to put in any ammo. :D

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 07:39 AM

View PostAvatara, on 12 April 2013 - 05:21 AM, said:


I'll Have you know that my Charlotte. Can and does pack a Guass with room to spare for jump jets and a small laser!


Then it's not too small for a big ballistic is it? :D



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