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#21 Exploding Boy

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 12:18 PM

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#22 Serevn

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 12:29 PM

So... they want to try and pin wild accusations on the absolute elite of the CCAF... and who, on their own authority, can execute any solider and even members of the royal family under certain circumstances?

#23 Hopeful Fodder

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 12:53 PM

Grand Base Great Crocodiles... Grand Base Great Crocodiles... hmmm....

*Grabs Handbook: House Liao*

Lets see... 'undisputed master of the ecosystem'... 'growing to lengths of more then five meters and weighing half a ton'... 'utterly fearless'... 'ritual in which a single commando sets out to hunt a great croc'... 'skin of a great croc is tough enough to turn the point of any weapon less powerful then a vibroblade'...

I think the crocodiles can hold their own. Though luck to the activist trying to prove anything involving Death Commandos and super crocs. That investigation should be a blast.

Edited by Hopeful Fodder, 04 June 2012 - 12:55 PM.


#24 Claw55

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 02:48 PM

Some things never change I guess...

#25 ScientificMethod

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 03:16 PM

If the death commandos left any evidence pointing to themselves they must have royally screwed up

#26 Alymbic

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 03:44 PM

View PostSquareSphere, on 04 June 2012 - 08:05 AM, said:

Tues. June 5, 3049

Dozens of charred bodies found in a bombed out building that was once the HQ for animals rights activists. Official sources sight a faulty gas main as the likely culprit.


Building plans show that no gas main was reported as installed on the premesis. Families of the lost are now sueing the city council for negligence during the construction planning.

#27 CW Archer

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 04:34 PM

Go figure, Peta managed to survive all the way to 3049. Let's just hope their headquarters is in the coreward section of Rasalhague eh?

#28 Vora MacEvedy

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 05:06 PM

At least it's better than Sea Shepard.

Though if they are in Combine space...

Actually, come to think of it, they probably would be on Galtor with all that ocean...

Edited by Vora MacEvedy, 04 June 2012 - 05:06 PM.


#29 Gmac

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 05:56 PM

you need riot control you came to the right place we have gas, water canyons, some stun beams ,... and some incinerary rounds just in case :P

#30 Iwaslost

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 06:24 PM

Damn hippies.

#31 Medicinehat

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 07:35 PM

How do they hunt these creatures? Knives? Spears? Guns? Elementals?

#32 Name140704

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:06 PM

I would skin them all for a founder 'mech.

#33 Max Liao

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 04:05 AM

Tue. June 5, 3049: Great crocodiles prove illegal Death Commando ritual involving the hunt of Grand Base Animal Rights Activists.

#34 Thorn Hallis

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 04:13 AM

View Postverybad, on 04 June 2012 - 11:48 AM, said:

snip


Don't worry, the Death Commandos will work themselfes through the whole eco-system of Grand Base. Who says that flies cannot be ritualized?

#35 Atindralerd

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:53 AM

You can ALWAYS hire some mercs to just "take care of the problem".

#36 James Sorenson

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:59 AM

View PostAegis Kleais, on 04 June 2012 - 08:01 AM, said:

What a bunch of croc.

I'm a member of Mankind (for) Ethical Animal Treatment!

The abbreviation of that made me laugh

#37 jaakkomm

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:55 PM

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#38 Felix Drummond

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:05 PM

I never quite understood why when a topic circulates around animal right activists so many ppl want to portray themselves as terry-tuff-c*nts. Putting all the fun and games of the actual news flash aside, I have to say I am glad that people fight for fundamental basic rights for animals (to be free of pain and be treated decent). If wouldn't be for those ppl there would be a lot more unpunished animal cruelty in this world. Some might take it to an extreme, but all in all if they wouldn't it would just not raise enough awareness.

And yes I know what I am talking about, I worked for 3 months in a commercial Japanese run piggery and witnessed first hand the day to day cruelty and miserable living conditions that are the standard in those pig concentration camps. It was enough to turn me vegetarian for two years. But thanks to today's public awareness (due to animal activists), humanly farmed meats are readily available and I can enjoy my steak and bacon again.

Most of the ppl that decry animal activists as hippies have no idea or chose to ignore the cruelty that goes into the production of their off-the-shelf meats and I would recommend to do some research.





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