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[Willie Sauerland]

Fate 6, on 13 April 2013 - 10:05 PM, said:

Ah, you are mistaken. I'm not looking for a fight. Any response to my post would effectively prove my point.

Oh hey, the guy responded, proving my point correct. He can, in fact, read, and was just fishing for an argument. Mischief managed!

You are a horrible troll.

But I bet your mamma

says you're great.

[Mechwarrior Buddah]

Noobzorz, on 14 April 2013 - 07:05 AM, said:

This solidly confirms that you are, indeed, going squirrelly, and you are in desperate need of a break.

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

[Roadbeer]

The funny thing that occurred in this thread, was exactly what I expected it to.

Yes, I trolled everyone, even myself in the OP, but those who took the greatest offence to it, were the ones who should have paid the closest attention to it... The object wasn't telling you to not post, but to post better.

Take a second to think about:
1. Am I posting in the right area?
2. Am I posting the best argument for my case?
3. Does my post even make any form of rational sense?

Here is a perfect example of someone who should have learned from my thread when they read it.
http://mwomercs.com/...c/112542-hills/

This is exactly how I expected this to pan out. Someone getting upset from reading it then going and doing everything I told them not to do... now watch how angry they get when I troll them.

[Willie Sauerland]

Roadbeer, on 14 April 2013 - 09:59 AM, said:

...
http://mwomercs.com/...c/112542-hills/
...

Post deleted

for name and shame

violation...

[Agent of Change]

IceCase88, on 13 April 2013 - 09:35 PM, said:

Weird! Just when I thought this forum was populated by mostly pasty, white kids hopped up on energy drinks living in their parents' basement. I stand corrected.

A serious post that left me in stitches. Perplexing to say the least! Only thing missing is an Agent of Change reply.

HAVE NO FEAR...I IS HERE

First off I have to say I like this thread... I like it alot, I like it so much that...

well... lists huh... we are doing lists, I shall make a list of how I like this thread:

I liked this thread So much...

• That I want to wrap myself in it like a blanket and take a nap in it's warm logic.
  
• That I liked the OP
  
• That I liked every post from Roadbeer because i could only like the OP once (which is so unfair sometimes)
  
• That I liked every post that seemed positive about the OP (we'll call it positive reinforcement of the ability to see and understand logic)
  
• That I liked ever post that the Roadbeer liked (call that just spill over likes, every one thank Roadbeer.)
  
• That I made a seven point list about how much I liked the OP
  
• That I actually had 6 whole individual points about things i did because i liked this thread.

Now we move on to the meat to the response.

Lots of good points but I think that... y'know what I need another list.

Things People should know:

• Roadbeer is not a troll no matter what he will tell you, he is a crusader for sanity in an insane world.
  
• There are no trolls in K-town
  
• All terrible threads are made better in K-town
  
• To avoid going to K-town (why you want to is beyond me) avoid making terrible threads.
  
• I am not a goon but I do like birds.
  
• The denizens of K-town only come out to spread logic or to mark threads they feel are terrible
  
• The MODS are terrible and glorious and should receive the proper supplications lest they destroy you first in the coming digipocalypse.
  
• This thread is great and should be stickied.

[Roadbeer]

Agent of Change, on 14 April 2013 - 10:27 AM, said:

The list of lists

I feel like a political candidate who just had the President come stump for him.

[Agent of Change]

Roadbeer, on 14 April 2013 - 10:39 AM, said:

I feel like a political candidate who just had the President come stump for him.

Lulz

Well I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

but... Thank you and good night!

[Roadbeer]

Like posts in K Town

They are neither

good nor bad.

They just are.

[Roadbeer]

Yeah, it had a good run, even a parody post, 10 hours of life time generated more likes than I expected.

Now, for true justice, it would be pinned here or in K Town.

The MODs are good, and

would grant us this blessing.

[MadAndrew]

My eyes are bleeding. How can I unread this post?

[Roadbeer]

MadAndrew, on 14 April 2013 - 12:29 PM, said:

My eyes are bleeding. How can I unread this post?

Your eyes aren't bleeding, it only seems that way.

As the searing light from the truth of responsible posting

Has burned it's way into your brain.

We, the denizens of K Town, bring forth this truth

onto the Great Unwashed of the GD forum in hopes

of fostering great posting, for all that is, is the post.

The Cult of the MODs move forth and wash the feet

of the uninitiated in the baths of pure logic.

Anointing them, and teaching of the oncoming

digipocalypse. But despair, for once you know the truth

you cannot unknow it.

In short...

Edited by Roadbeer, 14 April 2013 - 12:44 PM.

[Roadbeer]

Oh wise and terrible ones

thank you for this bounty.

This thread is now in it's proper home

and we, the denizens of K Town

shall care for it, and foster

its growth into an

even greater thread.

Edited by Roadbeer, 14 April 2013 - 01:23 PM.

[pbiggz]

N'gha hupadgh n'ghft. Orr'e ph'syha'h. Yogg-Saron lw'nafh! Yogg-Saron ilyaa!

[Roadbeer]

I know, right?

[Texas Merc]

hey whats going on in here? also cybern4acer or w/e... the search function is broken or did it get fixed?

[Lukoi Banacek]

I'm just glad someone remembered to add a damned poll.

[torgian]

I disagree with everything in this thread simply because a Marik wrote this.


^.^

[Roadbeer]

torgian, on 14 April 2013 - 03:00 PM, said:

I disagree with everything in this thread simply because a Marik wrote this.


^.^

Well, I could have been FRR,

But they found out my parents

were married.

[Grumbling Coot]

Excellent post Roadbeer, and I wish you much happy trolling in the future.

Noobzorz, on 13 April 2013 - 09:11 PM, said:

After all, how come 67 people have liked your massive board police wall of text and nothing on the second page or afterwards has more than 3? If you spend as much time on internet forums as you claim, you know damn well that people read the OP (and sometimes not even that) and a few posts then click to the last page.

Just because more random people read (or even like) a post, does not make that post more or less valid...

Also, people don't change the game, devs do. If you wanted a dev to see it, you would have posted in a place where devs are more likely to be.

[IceCase88]

We are the Watchers in the night. The loyal denziens of K-Town looking for proper threads to bless and bring to the Promised Land to make warm like a delicious batch of cookies fresh out of the oven. We will feast upon such threads and bestow upon them the glory that they deserve... much like the cookies. Be wary non-believers as we bestow glory on worthy threads we will rise like the mighty Kraken or Leviathan or Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (whichever destroyer you fear the most) to destroy your threads and relegate them to the trash bin of the digipocalypse!