OK, granted, these little items might not be full-size 85-tons offenses in the sight of the Blessed Blake, but still, they do skate the fine line between crazy and not-crazy-if-it-works...
CDA-3C Cheese Slider http://tinyurl.com/bwsvmd6
You might not live long enough to need a second ton of ammo, but imagine the look on that guy's face as he wades into your medium laser, ready to laugh at your machine guns.
CDA-2A Flame Broiled http://tinyurl.com/dyflwr2
How do you serve up a heavy or assault for your lance mates? Well done, of course!
CDA-2B Toastito http://tinyurl.com/btfeovj
Ah, the joy of seeing a poptart realize yes, his target really is tracking him with four large all the way up...
CDA-X5 Buffet http://tinyurl.com/bnjxooa The servings just keep on coming as you rain missile hell down on your opponent, in long, very slow doses! Have intimacy issues? Prefer long-distance commitments? Then this is the Mech for you! Of course, for your opponent it will be more like the Chinese Water Torture... but isn't that how a relationship SHOULD be?
Edited by Phoenix Gray, 14 April 2013 - 08:26 PM.