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[GySgtMurphy]

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[Murku]

Agent of Change, on 15 April 2013 - 04:35 AM, said:

• Never shall thou useth the Flame or the Mg as it is a sin to waste thy tonnage and criticals.
  
• Thou shalt take not lightly the reduction of armor upon thy legs, for thou shootest legs and others may do the same.
  
• Not easily shall the installation of an XL engine be considered unless upon a long range mech or catapault.
  
• If thou art below heat efficiency of 1.4 thou best have a damn good plan for heat management.
  
• Take not all of one kind of weapon or restrict thyself only to short ranges, except for lasers boating lasers is okay if they are LL or you are fast.
  
• Thou shalt go fast in all cases where fast is possible, in all cases where it is not, thou shalt make fast a relative term and then thou shalt go fast as well.

^Best^.

Fighteth not thine enemy's metal, but his mind. Let his fear be thine allies, his arrogance thine aim, and his preconceptions thine stratigim.
Thus letteth the 4X crow it's AC20, and the 5V it's AC2. The meek Reaper shall gather much spoil whilst the Master consider him lame.

Edited by Murku, 19 April 2013 - 06:41 AM.

[One Medic Army]

This thread needs a spin-off:

"Loadout Oaths you swear at"

[The Silent Protagonist]

MrPenguin, on 16 April 2013 - 07:24 AM, said:

If you have to ask yourself "is this enough dakka?" then theirs obviously not enough dakka.


Thou use gauss rifles instead.

There art no such thing as enough dakka.
Dakka is infinite, Dakka is eternal. Much like this cat:

Also, thine internet shalt be filled with cats, as cats art superior to dogs in all ways.

[konokoni]

• Thou shalt Play to Win, and thou shalt build their mechs accordingly.
  
• Thou shalt not lament the metagame; rather, thou shalt adapt to it.
  
• Thou shalt base loadout choices on both quantitative data and qualitative experience.
  
• Thou shalt venerate the medium laser, for it is efficient, well-rounded and useful on many mechs.
  
• Thou shalt endeavor to either be fast enough to dodge LRM's or thou shalt reserve 1.5 tons for AMS.
  
• Thou shalt remove armor from one's legs.
  
• Thou shalt not remove too much armor from one's legs.
  
• Thou shalt not use an XL engine in an assault mech unless one has received divine inspiration from the loadout gods.

[Deathlike]

Thou shall not load more than 3 weapon types and groups.
Thou shall perform miracles with endo steel.
Thou shall armor self above 95+% armor, to avoid premature death.
Thou shall test configs in real play, and not in just virtual mechlabs.
Thou shall bring enough ammo to share with all thine targets.

[rdmgraziel]

Neva enuff dakka!

28-30% cooling efficiency is good enough!

Fill out ALL the hardpoints!

Never put an XL in an Atlas.

If (MechSpeed < 90kph) {
Equip: AMS;
} else {

}

[hammerreborn]

Equip TAG

That's pretty much my only rule

[The Gunman]

Thou shal always equip LRMs with Artemis.

[Egomane]

RRR! (Reactivation Request Recieved!)

[Sephlock]

[MoonUnitBeta]

Whoa man. This thing is old! I need to update my oaths hahahah.
I wonder who sent in the reactivation request. lol

[Vamboozle]

Ye shall build thy mech cooler than Robert Downey Jr then thou shalt still be firing when all about ye have shutdown

Ye shall load thy mech asymmetrically unless thy is packing 2xLBX-10 for they be the lol-Cannon of the lord

Ye shall not use jump jets for flying mechs be not natural

Ye shall rip the legs of lights and beat them with the oily end unless they be on the same team when ye shall love them and hug them and call them George

Ye shall scout in heavies and fight in assaults for lights and mediums be there only to make sandwiches and pour tea

When fury doth rain from the skies ye shall hide behind the Atlas for he be strong and tall plus his butt be wide

Should a fellow warrior pass comment on "yo momma" ye shall treat him with good humour and then hunt him down like the dog he is.

Should ye see a fellow warrior who hast lost a leg, ye shall pass comment about how "ye used to be a mechwarrior like thee until I took an AC20 round to mine knee"

Most of all ye should have fun

Edited by Vamboozle, 26 July 2013 - 08:34 AM.