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#1 Multitallented

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:40 AM

1. Grab Jump Jets (any mech will do)
2. Go to a prominent hill or ridge. The more people looking your way the better
3. Jump up, but only enough to barely see over the ridge. Do this repeatedly in different spots on the ridge.
4. Laugh as most of their team shoots over your head.

Trolljumping

When I did this on Tourmaline, their whole team got fed up and walked through our sniper fire to come get us.

Edited by Multitallented, 17 April 2013 - 09:41 AM.


#2 MurnShaw

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:50 AM

I liked it because it made me lol.

#3 Tie Ma

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:51 AM

just get up close. this is pretty much the same solution as if you were fighitng LRM boats.

#4 Oni Ralas

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:53 AM

Bring back their natural predator - the LRM.

#5 Alois Hammer

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:54 AM

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BEST WAY TO FIGHT POPTARTS


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#6 DCLXVI

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:55 AM

some hills atlas can go up but when you press x it slides down, if you find a steep enough crest atlas 360 poptarts fast XD

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:55 AM

This is a valid tactic. I approve.
Well done :ph34r:

#8 Joseph Mallan

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:02 AM

Kick 'em when they're Up.
Kick 'em when they're Down.

#9 Cairbre

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:02 AM

View PostAlois Hammer, on 17 April 2013 - 09:54 AM, said:

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Only one man would dare give me the raspberry....

I'm more fond of the Cherry flavor.

#10 Tice Daurus

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:16 AM

View PostAlois Hammer, on 17 April 2013 - 09:54 AM, said:

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I was about to say 'eat them' but was trumped by toaster strudel. Well played....well played.

#11 LordBraxton

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:18 AM

All i got from this is that I want toaster strudels

#12 Audit

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:22 AM

Bringing back LRM's would be a start.

#13 Multitallented

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:35 AM

View PostLordBraxton, on 17 April 2013 - 10:18 AM, said:

All i got from this is that I want toaster strudels

ya, now I'm hungry

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:36 AM

i was always fond of the light mechs annoying the poptarts. I like your jumpjet idea too, works for a variety of mechs (with jumps of course)

#15 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 10:36 AM

Me too. :ph34r:

#16 Bhan Zor

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 11:00 AM

View PostAlois Hammer, on 17 April 2013 - 09:54 AM, said:


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Calling this garbage "strudel" is blasphemy!

#17 Sacrosanct

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 11:05 AM

Anyone jumping straight up and down is bad at the game anyway.

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 11:07 AM

View PostLordBraxton, on 17 April 2013 - 10:18 AM, said:

All i got from this is that I want toaster strudels


Ditto. And the flavor I want the most is either not made anymore, or just plain unpossible to find where I live.

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 11:09 AM

View PostMultitallented, on 17 April 2013 - 09:40 AM, said:

1. Grab Jump Jets (any mech will do)
2. Go to a prominent hill or ridge. The more people looking your way the better
3. Jump up, but only enough to barely see over the ridge. Do this repeatedly in different spots on the ridge.
4. Laugh as most of their team shoots over your head.

Trolljumping

When I did this on Tourmaline, their whole team got fed up and walked through our sniper fire to come get us.


Yo dawg, we heard you like pop tarts

View PostBagheera, on 17 April 2013 - 11:07 AM, said:


Ditto. And the flavor I want the most is either not made anymore, or just plain unpossible to find where I live.


Brown Sugar/Cinnamon ftw.

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Posted 17 April 2013 - 11:13 AM

View Postborisof007, on 17 April 2013 - 11:09 AM, said:

Brown Sugar/Cinnamon ftw.


I'll try those if I seem them.

RIP: Blueberry/Cream Cheese :ph34r:





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