11 replies to this topic

[Petroshka]

LRMDrops keep falling
Blending with ASCII-shed tears.
ForumWarriors

[Ransack]

I would prefer if all this Haiku doo doo would end
they make no sense here on these forums my friend
take some time and make a real rhyme
then the fun can begin.

[FupDup]

Haikus are boring
And annoying to read
There is no third line

[Frisk]

[AnnoyingCat]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[Pater Mors]

LRM's are currently a bit UP
They're still okay but aren't really all they could be
We need them to encourage better play
If they were a buffed up a bit it'd make my day
I want to cackles as I rain death from the sky's
Contrails of fire down on the other guys
The tears of the bad's are fuel for my delight
As they scream "LRM's are OP!" while there's no cover in sight.

[Drunk Canuck]

Pater Mors, on 29 May 2013 - 02:52 PM, said:

LRM's are currently a bit UP
They're still okay but aren't really all they could be
We need them to encourage better play
If they were a buffed up a bit it'd make my day
I want to cackles as I rain death from the sky's
Contrails of fire down on the other guys
The tears of the bad's are fuel for my delight
As they scream "LRM's are OP!" while there's no cover in sight.

Are you trolling? Cause if you are serious, you must be playing a different game. LRM's are overpowered in multiple ways.

1. Not requiring your own Line of Sight to get a missile lock, is overpowered.
2. Per salvo damage on LRM's is too high when coupled with the fact that they do direct damage to the center torso.
3. Damage is too focused on a specific area, missile damage per round should be reduced dramatically and their target area changed to full on splash damage.
4. AMS is still broken (imo), having it should be able to reduce the incoming salvos rather then letting you eat 3/4 of an LRM 20 round and having your armor stripped in about 4 or 5 salvos.

There is nothing skillful about boating LRM's and having no repercussions until you run out of ammo or your team sucks so bad that you get surrounded. It's a joke how easy it is to boat LRM's and just farm kills and kill assists.

Edited by Drunk Canuck, 29 May 2013 - 03:07 PM.

[Maliconus]

FFS

[Petroshka]

this is becoming way better than i ever predicted.

[Star Colonel Mustard Kerensky]

Haiku are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Edited by Astroniomix, 29 May 2013 - 03:11 PM.

[Nauht]

Sit on the toilet with iPhone.
Reading forums with haiku.
Wondering what the faiku's a haiku.

[Pater Mors]

Drunk Canuck, on 29 May 2013 - 03:06 PM, said:

Are you trolling? Cause if you are serious, you must be playing a different game. LRM's are overpowered in multiple ways.

1. Not requiring your own Line of Sight to get a missile lock, is overpowered.
2. Per salvo damage on LRM's is too high when coupled with the fact that they do direct damage to the center torso.
3. Damage is too focused on a specific area, missile damage per round should be reduced dramatically and their target area changed to full on splash damage.
4. AMS is still broken (imo), having it should be able to reduce the incoming salvos rather then letting you eat 3/4 of an LRM 20 round and having your armor stripped in about 4 or 5 salvos.

There is nothing skillful about boating LRM's and having no repercussions until you run out of ammo or your team sucks so bad that you get surrounded. It's a joke how easy it is to boat LRM's and just farm kills and kill assists.

This post is dumb
We were just having some fun
Then you had to come post
Your little LRM roast
What did you hope to gain?
Did it strain your brain?
So I just have to know