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[Wolf Clearwater]

With all the ranting and raving lately (on any topic, just pick one at random), I thought a humorous discussion on the advantages of foil hats would be appropriate. I think foil hats are an effective method of dispersing incoming mind control beams directed by [censored for your protection].

Here are some articles on how to get started, discuss:

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
http://www.theatlant...houghts/262998/

Squirrel!

[MonkeyCheese]

I blame the Gibbons >.>

[Wolf Clearwater]

Had not thought of gibbons....

[TheGreatNoNo]

The foil hats really are for nothing more then to show everyone else that we are ******* nuts, and we may or may not bite.

[buttmonkey]

actually what u want is a faraday hat it works much better and when yoour not wearing it you can use it to strain the water out of spaghetti!

[Wolf Clearwater]

link?

[Krazyjim]

Wolf87535, on 06 March 2013 - 08:03 AM, said:

Had not thought of gibbons....

YOU ARE FOOL IF YOU DID NOT THINK OF THE GIBBONS!..... THEY ARE WATCHING US, THEY ARE IN THE WALLS!!! BE SURE TO CARY A POTATO AND LIMA BEANS WHERE EVER YOU GO, IT IS OUR ONLY DEFENSE!

[buttmonkey]

http://images.search...D&start=0&pos=5

this stuff but in hat form

[Wolf Clearwater]

Hmmm, there is some thought that foil hats make you MORE susceptible to mind control

http://www.howtogeek...rnment-signals/

The fact that someone got a research grant for this is the most scary part of the article!
Must have been funded by [censored for your protection].

[Voridan Atreides]

Wolf87535, on 06 March 2013 - 08:19 AM, said:

Hmmm, there is some thought that foil hats make you MORE susceptible to mind control

http://www.howtogeek...rnment-signals/

The fact that someone got a research grant for this is the most scary part of the article!
Must have been funded by [censored for your protection].

I guess I should not be surprised....

[buttmonkey]

well faraday cages block electrical and radio signals if i remember my classes right.

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Faraday_cage

these would probably be a good idea if you live under a phone tower as well

Edited by buttmonkey, 06 March 2013 - 08:25 AM.

[xxx WreckinBallRaj xxx]

I suggest a SWAT Helmet with face glass. Personally, I need to get Anti Personal Mines for my Inbox.

[Barghest Whelp]

Well, I just ticked all the boxes, but I found it really hard to tick the one that had the "N" word next to it. All the other ones were great fun though.

Now, do I get a prize (puts on tinfoil hat)?

[Wolf Clearwater]

WARNING! Serious moment!
I wore an aluminum foil hat to my sociology class yesterday (and around campus for the rest of the day) as an interesting experiment on how people will actually treat you.
People are surprisingly frightened of $0.03 worth of aluminum foil.

[JokerVictor]

They are watching.

[DaZur]

I built a Faraday cage for my "package"... Nothing worth controlling in my noggin but as a teenager I'm convinced someone was controlling my "little fellow"...

No one in control of their genital faculties would have ventured into the debauchery I did without recourse...

[Red squirrel]

My choice is obvious.

R.S.

[Critical Fumble]

Haven't you heard?

The tinfoil acts as a signal booster.

[The Silent Protagonist]

It's those damn racoons. They look all innocent, but then BAM, we have new furry overlords. I'm stockpiling power armour in preparation for the revolution.

[Lyrik]

I blame advancements in medical science and insufficient use of abortions and condoms -.-

Idiocraty: This movie has the explanation for all the stupidity on the Inet ;-)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/