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Poll: PLJ Official Topic POLLLLLL! (24 member(s) have cast votes)

Eggs?

  1. I eat dem and cook dem down in hometown Texas dawg. (17 votes [70.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 70.83%

  2. I hate them...but I enjoy eating the manufacturer of eggs..ahahhamuahahhaah! (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  3. Sorry to hear but I lost goold ol clucky back in Maine. Curse MAINEITS!!!! (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

Supafly?

  1. We need to get high...no I mean...really really high. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

  2. Just use what yo momma gave ya. It's all good! (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

  3. Read the CoC........ (10 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

Trees?

  1. I screw them all the time. Problem? (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  2. They get bad cow gas outta air. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. I'm a logger. I eat pancakes. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Your Mom?

  1. Yo Momma so fat....that she should go and eat healthy stuff..... (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  2. I enjoy talking feelings with her...makes me feel special. (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  3. Forget my Mom. Grandmaw is where it's at! (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Cars?

  1. Me? Big block chevy with a twin screw supercharger hooked up to a good ol 6 speed. Yeah I'm cool. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. TREEEE!! -hugz- Prius all the way baby! (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  3. FORD. FAILURE OF RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Job?

  1. I'm a MOD! Best job of all time. PLJ rocks my freinds. (1 votes [4.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.17%

  2. Lemming all the way. (11 votes [45.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 45.83%

  3. well..........you could say that barnabe was a bad guy...but I loved him so much. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

Marbles?

  1. I lost them in the great digipocalypse back in 13. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

  2. Charlie took em I tell ya!!! HE STOLE...MAH....MARBLEZ. (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  3. I got grounded from my marbles. CURSE YOU GRANDMAW! (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

Posting?

  1. NEVER NOT POST. (15 votes [62.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 62.50%

  2. blah blah blah blah.....just give me the cornflakes already son. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

  3. Use The Rage young Post. I am your Father. (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

Apocalypse?

  1. I'm ready. Ford Raptor filled with ammo, supplies, and a mounted machine gun on the back. No Zombie takin me down. (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  2. The world needs to burn....and when can arz get them cornflakes!!! (6 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  3. British Narcotics will be our downfall. (10 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

Mike Forst?

  1. Crazy mumbo jumbo down in his pad I hear. (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  2. Good guy....bad guy! Shut up! I'm you! You're me! Go away!! Death! Light! Dark! I love you! I love you too! (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. I love him....awwwwwww. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

Boy Bands/Pop Stars?

  1. They r hawt. (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  2. JB is good for one thing....waking people from a coma with his music. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. They r manly......and full of Ice Cream. (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

Guns?

  1. I use mine for fun.... (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  2. Take the "G" out of "Guns" and you get "Uns"....ahahahahahhahahah......-ahem-... (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  3. I like putting them on big stompy robots. (11 votes [78.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 78.57%

Disease?

  1. The names Beetus.....Diabeetus. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. KILL PIZZA!...AHHH!!!....PIZZZZAA!!! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  3. I'm a Logger...and I'm still eating my Pancakes. (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

MODS?

  1. They r the best. PRAISE DA MODS! (4 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

  2. I'm from GD...so i'm going to say something negative to bring down everyones day. (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  3. They should pin all threads in K-Town. (8 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

Physics?

  1. What goes up must come down. O RLY?!?! THANK YOU MR. GENIUS! HERE!!! HAVE THIS MEDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. Manchester is a nice place. I still have no idea why it took my balls. You know....balls...plastic round giant balls. What??? (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  3. Physics is the biggest troll in the universe. (8 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

CANDY?

  1. You know you suck in life when a baby takes candy from you. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. England makes nice Candy. They also make nice towns that steal peoples balls. (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  3. mmmmmmmm yumz candy. Moar......and maybe less. No Moar you Moaron. ahahah see what I did? (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

House?

  1. They are big and nice inside. Unless hobo home. Then not so nice. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. I went to Mike's house once. Rather no talky about it. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. They clear poor trees. Bad house! bad!! (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

Music?

  1. Rap yo dawg. Ima put my flo shizzle in yo bizzle. (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  2. Metal. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IURHGI!!!! IOUGRN!!!!!! WOOOO!!! (11 votes [78.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 78.57%

  3. Country. Took mine tracter out and plowed dem field down yonder and said "heyy yall". How yall doin on dis fine sunny day! (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

America?

  1. I LIKE MAH IMPORTS. THEY COOL! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  2. 'MERICAH ALL THE WAY HOMIE DAWG!!!! YALL LOVE 'MERICAH! (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

  3. Hi! My name is Head. How should I post? Read the CoC Head. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

PLJ?

  1. FREE BISCUITZ FER ALL WHO EAT CABBAGE!!!! AHAH!AHAH!AHAH! WOOO! (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. Tell Joe Smith that I will be back.......I'm going to buy sum puppie chow yo mang. In tha FIZZLE! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  3. Just shove it up your pie hole. Or down? I'm fishin on The Ash River. Goin down The Ash. (4 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

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#1 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 06:38 AM

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So yeah!!! I'm not sure if it means anything...but we welcome all posters and every poster. Unless you like GD. Then get out. Because we hate you already. :wacko: :) Our goal is to make the forums a more enjoyable place! Please abide by the rules, post all of the funny stuff your heart desires, and have fun!

PRAISE DA MODS!!!!!!!

This thread has been brought to you by The Post Lerian Jihad

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"We Post Better Than You!"

The Post Lerian Jihad is proudly sponsored by Brain Bleach™.

The Post Lerian Jihad is proud to present Choco Tocoas its National Food.


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#2 Agent of Change

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 06:52 AM

I hereby declare this the official

Post Lerian Jihad Home Thread

We do speak for you

because

We post better than you.

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For those interested in

the PLJ's mission

or joining the Jihad

There is no

application necessary...

...

Just append the official seal

to appropriate posts

or modify

your signature appropriately.

The PLJ's mission is

speaking truth to stupid,

willfully ignorant or

someone abusing the truth.

and counter trolling.

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The official seal is:

This Post Brought to you by

The Post Lerian Jihad

"We post better than you"




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#3 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 06:58 AM

We do fun stuff. Need a break from Gameplay Discussion? Come on over here and have a howdy blast of a time!

#4 Cubivorre

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:04 AM

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#5 ThinkTank

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:15 AM

DP?

That is all.

#6 Agent of Change

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:17 AM

DePe

You spelled

it wrong



#7 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:23 AM

I'll start with the funny pics.

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Thread was lacking....so added poll.

#8 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:39 AM

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:17 AM

Bad thread is bad. Post.

#10 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:25 AM

POSTING!

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#11 Agent of Change

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:31 AM

Best thread

Post



#12 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 10:00 AM

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 10:39 AM

PLJ service announcement:

Before commencing PLJ

operations

please make sure your actions

are tempered to be appropriate to your recipient.

the following are examples

of common forum poster types.

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The PGI flamer. often in packs,

they move quickly

and often waste there time and bile

on an unresponsive target

Response Level: Go nuts

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then you have your trolls

they come in many types

and effectivenesses

sometimes in packs

Expect Little mercy or logic

from them

but also once confounded

expect them to retreat

Response Level: Go Nuts

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your common target

he is uninsightful, bland

and often repetitious

watch out for spelling errors

to point out

Response level: Logic and Truth

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Angry kittens.

these folks liken themselves

Flamers or trolls

but they aren't ready for the game

expect mimicry but no real challenge,

often they can be captured and trained

to be better posters

Response level: Personal judgement... (no use my judgement instead)


Edited by Agent of Change, 24 April 2013 - 10:39 AM.


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Posted 24 April 2013 - 10:56 AM

Good training material

The budding Jihadists

in our ranks will do well

to remember this.



#15 LyskTrevise

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:07 PM

mods pls go

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 01:36 PM

what about the anti-mods?

#17 Agent of Change

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 01:40 PM

View Postdal10, on 24 April 2013 - 01:36 PM, said:

what about the anti-mods?


I don't have a picture for them.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 02:13 PM

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Good poll

is good


Edited by Cubivorre, 24 April 2013 - 02:22 PM.


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Posted 24 April 2013 - 06:16 PM

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 12:17 AM

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seriously this is just madness right here. well what ever does it for you i suppose



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