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Started by Voridan Atreides, Apr 24 2013 06:38 AM

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Poll: PLJ Official Topic POLLLLLL! (24 member(s) have cast votes)

Eggs?

  1. I eat dem and cook dem down in hometown Texas dawg. (17 votes [70.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 70.83%

  2. I hate them...but I enjoy eating the manufacturer of eggs..ahahhamuahahhaah! (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  3. Sorry to hear but I lost goold ol clucky back in Maine. Curse MAINEITS!!!! (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

Supafly?

  1. We need to get high...no I mean...really really high. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

  2. Just use what yo momma gave ya. It's all good! (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

  3. Read the CoC........ (10 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

Trees?

  1. I screw them all the time. Problem? (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  2. They get bad cow gas outta air. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. I'm a logger. I eat pancakes. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Your Mom?

  1. Yo Momma so fat....that she should go and eat healthy stuff..... (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  2. I enjoy talking feelings with her...makes me feel special. (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  3. Forget my Mom. Grandmaw is where it's at! (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Cars?

  1. Me? Big block chevy with a twin screw supercharger hooked up to a good ol 6 speed. Yeah I'm cool. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. TREEEE!! -hugz- Prius all the way baby! (3 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  3. FORD. FAILURE OF RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

Job?

  1. I'm a MOD! Best job of all time. PLJ rocks my freinds. (1 votes [4.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.17%

  2. Lemming all the way. (11 votes [45.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 45.83%

  3. well..........you could say that barnabe was a bad guy...but I loved him so much. (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

Marbles?

  1. I lost them in the great digipocalypse back in 13. (9 votes [37.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 37.50%

  2. Charlie took em I tell ya!!! HE STOLE...MAH....MARBLEZ. (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  3. I got grounded from my marbles. CURSE YOU GRANDMAW! (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

Posting?

  1. NEVER NOT POST. (15 votes [62.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 62.50%

  2. blah blah blah blah.....just give me the cornflakes already son. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

  3. Use The Rage young Post. I am your Father. (4 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

Apocalypse?

  1. I'm ready. Ford Raptor filled with ammo, supplies, and a mounted machine gun on the back. No Zombie takin me down. (8 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  2. The world needs to burn....and when can arz get them cornflakes!!! (6 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  3. British Narcotics will be our downfall. (10 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

Mike Forst?

  1. Crazy mumbo jumbo down in his pad I hear. (7 votes [29.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.17%

  2. Good guy....bad guy! Shut up! I'm you! You're me! Go away!! Death! Light! Dark! I love you! I love you too! (12 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. I love him....awwwwwww. (5 votes [20.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.83%

Boy Bands/Pop Stars?

  1. They r hawt. (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  2. JB is good for one thing....waking people from a coma with his music. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. They r manly......and full of Ice Cream. (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

Guns?

  1. I use mine for fun.... (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  2. Take the "G" out of "Guns" and you get "Uns"....ahahahahahhahahah......-ahem-... (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  3. I like putting them on big stompy robots. (11 votes [78.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 78.57%

Disease?

  1. The names Beetus.....Diabeetus. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. KILL PIZZA!...AHHH!!!....PIZZZZAA!!! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  3. I'm a Logger...and I'm still eating my Pancakes. (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

MODS?

  1. They r the best. PRAISE DA MODS! (4 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

  2. I'm from GD...so i'm going to say something negative to bring down everyones day. (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  3. They should pin all threads in K-Town. (8 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

Physics?

  1. What goes up must come down. O RLY?!?! THANK YOU MR. GENIUS! HERE!!! HAVE THIS MEDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. Manchester is a nice place. I still have no idea why it took my balls. You know....balls...plastic round giant balls. What??? (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  3. Physics is the biggest troll in the universe. (8 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

CANDY?

  1. You know you suck in life when a baby takes candy from you. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. England makes nice Candy. They also make nice towns that steal peoples balls. (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  3. mmmmmmmm yumz candy. Moar......and maybe less. No Moar you Moaron. ahahah see what I did? (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

House?

  1. They are big and nice inside. Unless hobo home. Then not so nice. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

  2. I went to Mike's house once. Rather no talky about it. (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  3. They clear poor trees. Bad house! bad!! (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

Music?

  1. Rap yo dawg. Ima put my flo shizzle in yo bizzle. (1 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  2. Metal. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IURHGI!!!! IOUGRN!!!!!! WOOOO!!! (11 votes [78.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 78.57%

  3. Country. Took mine tracter out and plowed dem field down yonder and said "heyy yall". How yall doin on dis fine sunny day! (2 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

America?

  1. I LIKE MAH IMPORTS. THEY COOL! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  2. 'MERICAH ALL THE WAY HOMIE DAWG!!!! YALL LOVE 'MERICAH! (6 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

  3. Hi! My name is Head. How should I post? Read the CoC Head. (5 votes [35.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 35.71%

PLJ?

  1. FREE BISCUITZ FER ALL WHO EAT CABBAGE!!!! AHAH!AHAH!AHAH! WOOO! (7 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. Tell Joe Smith that I will be back.......I'm going to buy sum puppie chow yo mang. In tha FIZZLE! (3 votes [21.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.43%

  3. Just shove it up your pie hole. Or down? I'm fishin on The Ash River. Goin down The Ash. (4 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

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#41 Cryptozoology

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:42 PM

Ahahahahaha what is this

#42 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:00 PM

View PostCryptozoology, on 25 April 2013 - 03:42 PM, said:

Ahahahahaha what is this


Epicnesssss.

#43 Audit

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:02 PM

Posted Image

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:07 PM

View PostVoridan Atreides, on 25 April 2013 - 04:00 PM, said:


Epicnesssss.



Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha nope

#45 Silentium

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:08 PM

A thread made ready
Posts grow like spring delicates
The aroma rules

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:19 PM

View PostCryptozoology, on 25 April 2013 - 04:07 PM, said:



Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha nope


Heeeeerrre goony goony goony goony goony goony.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:21 PM

View PostVoridan Atreides, on 25 April 2013 - 04:19 PM, said:


Heeeeerrre goony goony goony goony goony goony.
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Posted 25 April 2013 - 05:12 PM


#49 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:12 PM

View PostSilentium, on 25 April 2013 - 04:08 PM, said:

A thread made ready
Posts grow like spring delicates
The aroma rules

Beautiful haiku

those words really hit me deep

right in the Johnson

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:23 PM

I have no pictures
but i dig your haiku too
Haiku on my man!

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:28 PM

I have mad it mine

a mission to always post

in haiku only


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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:42 PM

Much respect good sir
I see you are committed
I have faltered some

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:56 PM

Crazy I am not,
I only post haikus in
Deep Periphery

Elsewhere I do not

to do so would surely turn

my mind to jelly


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Posted 25 April 2013 - 10:03 PM

On returning here

i noticed the poll differed

and now I must ask

Tell me, dear OP

what happened in Manchester?

I find such tales fun.


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Posted 26 April 2013 - 09:40 PM

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 05:31 AM

View PostLt XKalibur, on 25 April 2013 - 10:03 PM, said:

Tell me, dear OP

what happened in Manchester?

I find such tales fun.






They stole my balls. ;)

Edited by Voridan Atreides, 27 April 2013 - 05:32 AM.

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 12:48 PM

View PostVoridan Atreides, on 27 April 2013 - 05:31 AM, said:


They stole my balls. :D

A riveting tale
my sympathies for losing
your dear, treasured balls

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 12:50 PM

too many polls! i have no idea which one i need to dance on!

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 12:59 PM

Now I want a ChocoTaco

I will get

you baq

for this!


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Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:31 PM

View PostVoridan Atreides, on 27 April 2013 - 05:31 AM, said:


They stole my balls. :D


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