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What Is Wrong With My Bum Pgi?


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#1 belakor502

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 10:42 AM

Well today I opened my launcher and started patching, when close before the end PGI decided that my bum is not wort to play this game!

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I am very offended right now about this discrimination of my bum! All the other bums seem to be okay, but mine apparently was not to their liking and was modified by PGI without my consent and approvement! I demand an answer to this PGI!

#2 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 11:44 AM


Sometimes the truth is a hard thing to accept Belakor.
However, I'm sure you are much prettier because of it.
I support this action by PGI and think the re-worked bum fits you very well.
And, it could have been worse - they could have found other things on you
which were not to their liking...
:)


Edited by Willie Sauerland, 12 May 2013 - 12:31 PM.


#3 Noesis

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 11:46 AM

I thought reparation would mean the restoration of the said gluteus maximus to its best working potential. If anything the repair methodology could be suggesting that your bum is in fact the epitome of desirability.

I guess however you should check the license agreement however to see if you legally agreed to the relevant application of this process and whatever it entails. From purely a scientific interest can I ask how painful you found the procedure?

#4 King Arthur IV

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 11:51 AM

its too big

#5 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 12:32 PM

View PostKing Arthur IV, on 12 May 2013 - 11:51 AM, said:

its too big


My thinking is it was a balance issue.
Proves the Devs are "working on it", as it were.
:)

Also answers the question,
"Does this Atlas make my *** look big?"
Just sayin'...


Edited by Willie Sauerland, 12 May 2013 - 12:32 PM.


#6 Cubivorre

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:34 AM

Atlas' already look like they wear diapers in this game. D:

#7 belakor502

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 11:18 AM

View PostNoesis, on 12 May 2013 - 11:46 AM, said:

I thought reparation would mean the restoration of the said gluteus maximus to its best working potential. If anything the repair methodology could be suggesting that your bum is in fact the epitome of desirability.

I guess however you should check the license agreement however to see if you legally agreed to the relevant application of this process and whatever it entails. From purely a scientific interest can I ask how painful you found the procedure?

"You hereby agree, that it is to PGI's free artistic choice whether or not they will work on your bum to improve performance and beauty of it." - ******* it should have read this before. I feel pretty now tough, so thanks Noesis.





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