130 replies to this topic

[Keeg]

xZaOx, on 17 May 2013 - 12:49 PM, said:

Kaos and/or Goons was mentioned. That's why. Oh no I mentioned them. IF you don't hear from me again, you'll know the unmentionable has happened to me.

No worries.....a little application of cement shoes will solve your loose lip issue. Besides, we already have your replacement hired. Well ok, we got Sir Bush Fistington IV 3 months ago, but we were waiting for you to feel safer.

[Truthstar]

Keeg, on 18 May 2013 - 05:50 PM, said:

As Mercs, they'll be paying us gooood monies. Ya know CBills. Damn, good thing we hired you for yer skillz. Leave the rest to us.

Seems more of a Knight(KaoS) and Squire(Goon) relationship. Is it possible for KaoS members to have their own dedicated Goon? If so, dibs on Anders.

Anders: Shine my boots...and they better be like mirrors.

[Texas Merc]

hello thread

[Truthstar]

machine, on 18 May 2013 - 02:30 PM, said:

OR you can help build the skill level.

Destroying the weak or helping the less fortunate. Oh my.

[GhostBear64]

Its Truly is good too know your fella's are out closet and admitting to mutual reach around's !

[deforce]

GhostBear64, on 19 May 2013 - 12:22 PM, said:

Its Truly is good too know your fella's are out closet and admitting to mutual reach around's !

pass.

but i give all goons golden showers on a regular basis.

Edited by deforce, 20 May 2013 - 11:07 AM.

[Noesis]

deforce, on 20 May 2013 - 11:06 AM, said:

pass.

but i give all goons golden showers on a regular basis.

Does this mean they pay you for dropping the soap?

[Anders]

machine, on 18 May 2013 - 02:30 PM, said:

I guess we will have to drop you and the few other deadweights to make room for more deadweight. OR you can help build the skill level. Dont bring drama about the merg out in public ********

Mr. Truthstar:

Please internalize the above. I would suggest that you stop posting, as the adults are now talking.

For someone who has contributed nothing to the Kaos name, you sure seem to like using the cultural cache of the Kaos name. Really makes you think. To the rest of Kaos, please don't let Mr. Truthstar's hateboner for goons derail the wonderful understanding that we've forged here. We forgive him.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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[Truthstar]

Anders, on 20 May 2013 - 06:51 PM, said:

Mr. Truthstar:

Please internalize the above. I would suggest that you stop posting, as the adults are now talking.

For someone who has contributed nothing to the Kaos name, you sure seem to like using the cultural cache of the Kaos name. Really makes you think. To the rest of Kaos, please don't let Mr. Truthstar's hateboner for goons derail the wonderful understanding that we've forged here. We forgive him.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
In bonded service to his Lordship Truthstar

Squire Anders:

KaoS <---big fkin S

I also corrected your signature.

[SPencil]

I had no idea as to why the sky was falling until I came upon this thread.

[Mike Forst]

Look at all those words

[xZaOx]

SPencil, on 20 May 2013 - 09:38 PM, said:

I had no idea as to why the sky was falling until I came upon this thread.

The sky isn't falling. The earth actually rotates around the sun to give the illusion of such sky falling. The sun will always come back once it gets dark.

[SPencil]

Then explain the cracks in the earth that expose Hell?

Edited by SPencil, 21 May 2013 - 12:14 PM.

[Truthstar]

I hear quite often that KaoS members have "thick skin". However, most know the majority of Goon members tend to have hurt feelings which resorts to whining to forum/game police, resulting in Community personnel being banned.

Does KaoS now have absolute authority over all Goon members who publicly post?

[SPencil]

I hope not.

[Willie Sauerland]

SPencil, on 22 May 2013 - 02:56 PM, said:

I hope not.

I hope they do.
That would be hilarious.
I do miss Cartman726 because that would be a riot.

[GaussDragon]

Willie Sauerland, on 23 May 2013 - 11:47 AM, said:

I do miss Cartman726 because that would be a riot.

He was here for a good time, not a long time.

[SPencil]

I forget, what happened with the C-man?

[GaussDragon]

SPencil, on 23 May 2013 - 03:30 PM, said:

I forget, what happened with the C-man?

[redacted]

Edited by miSs, 29 May 2013 - 12:30 PM.
Yep!

[Truthstar]

GaussDragon, on 23 May 2013 - 05:39 PM, said:

[redacted]

The pressure was too much to bear...