Today those rascals at PGI gave us yet another patch. With it promised great things. We had the BlackJack to look forward to and a great new desert map. Lots of balance tweaks to our weaponry were also on their way.
Well, I'm here to tell you the only thing on the way right now is missiles. Lots of stinking... smelly... horrific... missiles. Right into your center torso.
That's right, Warriors. If you've got a center torso you've got a new home for all those LRMs. Because that's right where they're going and nowhere else. If you get that missile detected, kiss that torso goodbye. You're a goner.
Nevermind the SRM buff that was supposed to happen. It didn't. SRMs are as weak as ever. The buff might get here... one of these days. I don't know when.
And the matchmaker. Oh boy, that's something different completely. Before you'd get underhivers on your team about 50% of the time. Well, I'm here to report after 7 games I got underhivers on my team 7 times. That's right, folks. Incompetence is everywhere. It isn't about your individual skill anymore. No, the developers put a random number generator into the game. Now you get screwed over and there's nothing you can do about it.
They all just... die. And then you're there. Standing all alone in a corner with six missile boats dripping their fangs and a light mech to help direct the onslaught. What are you gonna do?
Die. Yes, Warriors. Die. Die a lot. And there's nothing you can do about it. The fate of the game decided it before you even got in your mech. You're saddled with bad pilots and there's nowhere to go. That is, unless you get lucky. It might happen. You _might_ get a good team. And you might not. I don't know what they changed here but they did something very bad with it.
So folks, Duncan here advises either learn to LRM boat or take a long break from the game. PGI managed to hire some brilliant programmers because they just keep messing up and breaking things. Things that were tested for extra weeks. Things that just... well, got overlooked. Again. For the hundredth time. What are we going to do?
This Duncan is signing out for a while. Grab your helmets, guys. This one... is a doozie.
