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#1 Nightcrept

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 08:56 AM

Hey guys


I know what your thinking. Mech nuts? Are you talking about those uh-hum.

Not exactly.

I am talking about being able to buy a pair of these to hang on the outside of your mech for all to see as they swing to that sexy atlai waddle. (I'm an atlas pilot).


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See not exactly what you imagined but funny as hell.

And I would buy those.

#2 Shae Starfyre

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 09:50 AM

Just get an Atlas.

#3 Nightcrept

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 09:54 AM

View PostAphoticus, on 22 May 2013 - 09:50 AM, said:

Just get an Atlas.


I have or have had them all.

I want to have a pair of those swinging between its legs as I walk...lol.

I think it should be a reward to all the players who participate in open beta before launch.

#4 Kenyon Burguess

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:00 AM

sounds good, but I want a giant [kitten] between my spiders legs. that way I can impale assaults in the eye as I jumpjet over them.

#5 Nightcrept

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:05 AM

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#6 Cyberassassin

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:09 AM

+1 to 'Mech Nutz for Beta players.

#7 Ryokens leap

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:18 AM

No,no,no! Here in the land of cowboys and rig pigs every farm truck and rig rocket has these swingin from the bumper. 0/10 DOUCHE CHILL FACTOR 10!

#8 Skoaljaw

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 12:13 PM

+1 bump! I'd sport this!

#9 Nightcrept

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 12:38 PM

I think a lot of players would.

#10 buttmonkey

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:31 PM

im all for this as it would bring duke back screaming "i got balls of ferro fibrous" lol i miss that guy xD

#11 MoonUnitBeta

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:44 PM

Ugh. No thanks.

Unless if you shoot them off the mech who's hanging them gets cored. Then that would be fine.

#12 Xeno Phalcon

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:48 PM

Michael Bay approves. (as a commando pilot, I do not.)

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#13 Neolisk

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:58 PM

View PostNightcrept, on 22 May 2013 - 08:56 AM, said:

Mech nuts?

Not in the lore, unfortunately.

#14 Nauht

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 05:53 PM

Have you seen the ball sack on the Atlas?

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#15 buttmonkey

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 10:41 AM

View PostNauht, on 23 May 2013 - 05:53 PM, said:

Have you seen the ball sack on the Atlas?

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what a s.c.r.o.t.e!

Edited by buttmonkey, 24 May 2013 - 10:42 AM.


#16 LordBraxton

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 12:07 PM

View PostXeno Phalcon, on 23 May 2013 - 03:48 PM, said:

Michael Bay approves. (as a commando pilot, I do not.)

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reason 6 of 127 why Bay deserves to be first against the wall.

I'll pull the trigger myself.

RIP Transformers





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