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[Sephlock]

Have a new event:
Set up a webcam and put up a little sign with the following written on it in magic marker:

"Give a dev an indian burn- $25."

Then find the people whose girlfriends were apparently responsible for coming up with the UNCHANGABLE standards for flamers (must be 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% reliant upon generating heat, but also must have a hard cap that prevents them from overheating an enemy), LBX (can only be used for critseeking, but with no through-armor crits, and the only way to significantly buff damage must be through slowly tightening the spread), and MGs (must be critseekers but with no through-armor crits, that do pathetic damage).

Tie those people up and sit them on a chair in front of the webcam, and let the event begin!

Every time you pay $25, someone will come and give a dev an indian burn.



That should raise enough money to cure every disease known to humanity, with a tidy profit left over to fund anything and everything MechWarrior related.

[Rytheo]

Its a good idea but I can only agree with it if you include the option to have your torturer read messages from his sponsors to the devs before he does the deed.

[scJazz]

Great plan! I was thinking that we should be able to pick the Dev but then the Weapon Balancing team would never get any work done. Wait a minute on second thought....

[buttmonkey]

this is actually a very good idea, i know id pay money for that lol, not in a nasty way but in a good humoured way.

[Sephlock]

At the next trade show they should have a dev dunk tank.

[buttmonkey]

Dev Dunker 2013 sounds like a win to me