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#1 Hammerfinn

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:25 PM

Other day a friendly and I were circling an enemy, opposite directions, and we ran into each-other, clipped through and stuck on each-other, then slowly destroyed ourselves with collision damage while our team laughed at us.

Anyone else having this happen? I hadn't had a clipping issue like that since a couple patches back.

#2 Phaesphoros

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 05:01 AM

Had a similar issue on Alpine using a CTF with a friendly STK. I was retreating from a hill, going backwards down the slope and the STK must have been behind/below me. We somehow got stock, clipped, and got this messy "move-some-seconds-then-warp-back" thing which did leg dmg to my CTF every time. No way of getting out.

Well first leg gone, then second leg gone -- I could say goodbay at least m( because it took so long; two friendly mechs not participating in the match for several minutes. The STK survived, but we lost.

#3 Funky Bacon

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 06:26 AM

Got stuck humping a Jenner today who ran behind our lines. he soon died as my team and I shot him to death.

#4 King Arthur IV

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 09:33 AM

three men lost in the jungle were captured by a tribe, the Pum-Ba tribe. "Pum-Ba Pum-Ba Pum-Ba" after a long hike, they arrived at the village to meet the Chief. The tribe was very displeased with them for trespassing and determine the three men suffer the consequences.
The Chief spoke "you have two choices, PUM-BA or DEATH....?" The Chief asked the first man to choose one, the man thought to himself, i dont want to die so "i choose pum-ba". immediately the tribe formed a line and began to disrobe, they bent the first man over and proceeded to all have **** intercourse with him while chanting "Pum-Ba Pum-Ba Pum-Ba." when the tribe had finished the man was free to go but he was severely wounded and exhausted.
The Chief approached the second man and asked him to choose "Pum-Ba or DEATH...?" also not wanting to die the second man choose "Pum-Ba". the tribe proceeded,"Pum-Ba Pum-Ba Pum-Ba"
By this point the third man had seen the destruction that had been done to the first two. The Chief approached and asked "Pum-Ba or DEATH..?" the third man couldn't bare the thought of the hours of punishment and replied "death..." the Chief answered "unwise...... death by pum-ba" "Pum-Ba Pum-Ba Pum-Ba Pum-Ba"

#5 Funkadelic Mayhem

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 09:36 AM

come to a full stop. walla!

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 03:16 PM

It's hilarious and it happens.

Working as intended.





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