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I'm off man, cruisin', listening to some classic Terra metal, I find their line, but I ain't worried, got dat ECM in the beak pay no mind here, Mr. raven just passin' through "CAW CAW!" know what I mean? Anyways, I'm channelin' my targeting info down the pipe back to the column commander--routine <redacted>.
BAM!!!
A big old mean cat pops up right-in-<redacted>-front of me like 30 feet away, didn't know they could climb grades that steep. Anyways, this cougar had claws man, a BIG OLD MEAN SABER TOOTH CAT <redacted> WITH DOUBLE GAUSS TEETH... double gauss man, SHOOOM! takes my leg instantly, I thought I was done for man. 'Thought fo sho I was gonna be baking in the hot dessert heat in no time, but I'm riding this feline till the end--BALLS TO THE WALL!
I was on point though, brothers, vwappin' and zappin' that mother's cockpit till it was glowing red... it was neck n' neck, I had armor falling off, systems were failing left n right, and then I hear it--that sound man--once you've heard it you never forget it. AC/20 directly over my port side and KADDDOW! Right in the command couch. Never seen a catapult open up like that, swear to god the poor <redacted> inside had to been turned to dust sparks flying wires n' tubes and <redacted> all over the place.. It was a mess, better him than me though, know what I mean?
Huh......Bugjym--never dropped with him again, but i'll never forget that hunchback of his...
But on the real, <redacted> the desert, and <redacted> gaussapults.
Edited by Slam Dance, 10 May 2013 - 08:55 AM.
