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#1 King Curt

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 04:36 PM

An Ode to Pending

In the darkness that's descending, my eyes grow weary from re-sending
my information, for I'm intending to pilot mechs once more.
Alas I must just keep pretending that these wishes never-ending
Will not happen with this "PENDING", this "PENDING" evermore.
"It will pass!" I spluttered, "It's no big thing this pend thing, only vapor, go to the store."

But upon my returning with my innards slightly churning,
This burrito's really burning! I hurried across the floor.
And there it is, ascending, as I scroll up this darned thing
A bigass yellow "PENDING", my status, evermore.
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"

:P sorry, Ed

#2 Forscythe

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:17 PM

Heheh I thought the raven as I was reading this. Then...

Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"

Well played King Kurt well played

#3 MajorTom

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:20 PM

lol, bravo!

#4 DeathStalker13

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:26 PM

Well done sir!

#5 Faceless Priest

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:28 PM

Very awesome, kudos to you fine sir.

#6 Cold3y3s

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:38 PM

+1 internetz good sir, this is a win.

#7 CMDR Sunset Shimmer

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:38 PM

I vote you get a beta key for that post. lol

#8 ak12546

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:42 PM

View PostKing Curt, on 07 June 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

An Ode to Pending

In the darkness that's descending, my eyes grow weary from re-sending
my information, for I'm intending to pilot mechs once more.
Alas I must just keep pretending that these wishes never-ending
Will not happen with this "PENDING", this "PENDING" evermore.
"It will pass!" I spluttered, "It's no big thing this pend thing, only vapor, go to the store."

But upon my returning with my innards slightly churning,
This burrito's really burning! I hurried across the floor.
And there it is, ascending, as I scroll up this darned thing
A bigass yellow "PENDING", my status, evermore.
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"

:P sorry, Ed

Spledid work my good sir :D

#9 ZekeTheZealot

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:44 PM

you know, this might be the best thing i've read all day. And my friend, i just read of the existence of the Stalker.

Well done, sir. Well done.

#10 King Curt

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:35 PM

View PostJade Kitsune, on 07 June 2012 - 05:38 PM, said:

I vote you get a beta key for that post. lol


You stumbled upon my secret plan! Didn't work. :)
Thanks folks.

#11 Charles223

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:40 PM

Give him a Beta key just for doing this

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:48 PM

I feel constipated when I look at the pending message too..... Except, the constipation is in my chest.... where my heart is.

#13 wenth

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:48 PM

lol nice summs up our frustraion with that evil bright pending status -.- eeeeeeeevvvvvil





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