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An Ode to Pending
Started by King Curt, Jun 07 2012 04:36 PM
12 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 07 June 2012 - 04:36 PM
An Ode to Pending
In the darkness that's descending, my eyes grow weary from re-sending
my information, for I'm intending to pilot mechs once more.
Alas I must just keep pretending that these wishes never-ending
Will not happen with this "PENDING", this "PENDING" evermore.
"It will pass!" I spluttered, "It's no big thing this pend thing, only vapor, go to the store."
But upon my returning with my innards slightly churning,
This burrito's really burning! I hurried across the floor.
And there it is, ascending, as I scroll up this darned thing
A bigass yellow "PENDING", my status, evermore.
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"
sorry, Ed
In the darkness that's descending, my eyes grow weary from re-sending
my information, for I'm intending to pilot mechs once more.
Alas I must just keep pretending that these wishes never-ending
Will not happen with this "PENDING", this "PENDING" evermore.
"It will pass!" I spluttered, "It's no big thing this pend thing, only vapor, go to the store."
But upon my returning with my innards slightly churning,
This burrito's really burning! I hurried across the floor.
And there it is, ascending, as I scroll up this darned thing
A bigass yellow "PENDING", my status, evermore.
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"
sorry, Ed
#2
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:17 PM
Heheh I thought the raven as I was reading this. Then...
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"
Well played King Kurt well played
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"
Well played King Kurt well played
#3
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:20 PM
lol, bravo!
#4
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:26 PM
Well done sir!
#5
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:28 PM
Very awesome, kudos to you fine sir.
#6
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:38 PM
+1 internetz good sir, this is a win.
#7
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:38 PM
I vote you get a beta key for that post. lol
#8
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:42 PM
King Curt, on 07 June 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:
An Ode to Pending
In the darkness that's descending, my eyes grow weary from re-sending
my information, for I'm intending to pilot mechs once more.
Alas I must just keep pretending that these wishes never-ending
Will not happen with this "PENDING", this "PENDING" evermore.
"It will pass!" I spluttered, "It's no big thing this pend thing, only vapor, go to the store."
But upon my returning with my innards slightly churning,
This burrito's really burning! I hurried across the floor.
And there it is, ascending, as I scroll up this darned thing
A bigass yellow "PENDING", my status, evermore.
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"
sorry, Ed
In the darkness that's descending, my eyes grow weary from re-sending
my information, for I'm intending to pilot mechs once more.
Alas I must just keep pretending that these wishes never-ending
Will not happen with this "PENDING", this "PENDING" evermore.
"It will pass!" I spluttered, "It's no big thing this pend thing, only vapor, go to the store."
But upon my returning with my innards slightly churning,
This burrito's really burning! I hurried across the floor.
And there it is, ascending, as I scroll up this darned thing
A bigass yellow "PENDING", my status, evermore.
Quoth the Raven, "status: nevermore*beep*"
sorry, Ed
Spledid work my good sir
#9
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:44 PM
you know, this might be the best thing i've read all day. And my friend, i just read of the existence of the Stalker.
Well done, sir. Well done.
Well done, sir. Well done.
#11
Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:40 PM
Give him a Beta key just for doing this
#12
Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:48 PM
I feel constipated when I look at the pending message too..... Except, the constipation is in my chest.... where my heart is.
#13
Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:48 PM
lol nice summs up our frustraion with that evil bright pending status -.- eeeeeeeevvvvvil
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