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[Capt Sternn]

Mercenary Unit name: Former Members of the British Empire

We are currently looking for some delightful chaps to join our IS Mercenary Company. As the name implies you must be from a country that at one point was part of the British Empire, the single greatest empire this little blue and green marble in space has ever known.

We need more:

British Redcoats
Irish Car Bombers
Scottish Highlanders
American Gunslingers
Hong Kong Boxers
Indian Thugees
Australian Crocodile Hunters
Canadian Mounties
Welsh Longbowmen

During battle everyone must wear a monocle and an ethnic hat from his or her land of origin. At exactly seven and a half minutes into every match we will stop the battle for Tea Time for the next 2 minutes. Our opponents will understand if the are civilized in the least.

After we fill out our ranks we will be creating a Special Asgardian Assault Battalion for our Scandinavian brothers and sisters.