- Of what merc company, faction, group of rambunctious teenage dropouts, etc. are you a captain?
- Why aren't you Captain Morgan?
- If you ARE Captain Morgan, why can't I ever get drunk?
- If you AREN'T Captain Morgan, is there a little captain in you?
- Why did you choose the name "Captain ______________?"
- If there isn't a reason, why didn't you try to make something up profound and meaningful like everybody else?
- What is your flagship?
- Its name and paint job?
- Do you approve of giving your suboordinates cooler looking mechs than you?
- And, most importantly: Little bobblehead hula dancers in your cockpit: YES OR NO?
I'll go first.
- I am Captain Fabulous of the Clan "Gung Ho Herpderps" (see thread "the clans, like raisins, ruin everything").
- I didn't think to be Captain Morgan when I was reserving my pilot name.
- I WISH I KNEW THE ANSWER TO THIS.
- Yes, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
- Because of an ongoing joke with a few Battletech friends and I regarding my Jenner.
- Jenner JR7-F and a canon Trebuchet, depending on my mood.
- The Jenner is neon pink and is called the "Man Van." I think I've said this in about five or six different threads now.
- I'm okay with it, because they usually get blown up first.
- YES.