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[Lt muffins]

to find his

[Nightfish]

fuzzy bunny slippers

[Hollister]

and some whiskey

Edited by Hollister, 11 June 2012 - 04:13 PM.

[Nexx Nisshoko]

and cuddled with

[V8i Gunner]

his pet wolverine.

[ManDaisy]

Then came a

[Thorgrim Malthus]

vicious pterodactle from

Edited by Thorgrim Ulfrikson, 11 June 2012 - 05:58 PM.

[Megaton]

next door, but

[Serpentine]

GLADoS had cake

[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

. When Suddenly, Potatoes

Edited by mwhighlander, 11 June 2012 - 06:14 PM.

[Jokerman]

with LRM launchers

[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

rained down terror

[Maxxinator]

Here's so far...
Once there was this guy who ate an entire crocodile thought that was an elephant but it was a very big T-rex. It started tearing through his space suit armor but he took wrist control, and punched it in while keeping himself up-right and tidy. Had to go to the planet he was guilty of eating all the pineapples so he pled innocent. But they found yellow poop ever(y)where he was embarrassed but still smiled until they saw a great big birthmark on his sister's lower left arm, he almost thought it was a scar but then she moved to the bathroom just to see a giant squid seeking toilet paper to sell for a sex doll, clean underwear, and ? but there only way to walk a mile in green badgers is to freebase organic moccasin soles. Which is a felony in three dragon, CHAPTER TWO and then there came a day when Paul said OPEN BETA NOW! And, almost immediately, said that it's closed beta forever but then he realized how ridiculous it was to go to Alaska in his underclothes running up hill in deep snow because, obviously, only Eskimos can streak in front of Otters without injury to their cephalopod. Local sports jigalo He was freezing in the desert while eating cheese which was moldy suddenly a gundam came up and used a shield as a fan to his nethers (I'm only on page 5 :F) which were uncontrollably some fool said a blue wombat bit Paul's foot and then Paul woke up wet which is why a mech needs lots of underpants. The underpants mech stole all the candy from the Clanners. The flamers cooked meat under the polar ice caps clan ghost bear that were in danger of getting in their pants got scared by giant unseen mechs driven by ninjas. Ninjas that ran like the dickens. And were totally afraid of cats petrified beef jerky with larger lasers so, they go mess with Sasquatch and see Paul flip the birdie at the pope who's really Obama then Obama had a giant cheese launcher and shot at the Lincoln Memorial which awoke Lincoln, Lincoln got angry and he went to find his fuzzy bunny slippers and some whiskey and cuddled with his pet wolverine who was pending. Then came a vicious Pterodactile (impressive spelling Pterodactyl) from next door, but GLADoS has a cake. When suddenly, potatoes with LRM launchers rained down terror... on Charlie Sheen's...
Keep up the good work guys You have no idea how long this took D:

Edited by Maxxinator, 11 June 2012 - 06:52 PM.

[GrimFist]

cookies and beer

Edited by GrimFist, 11 June 2012 - 06:55 PM.

[Scarysnake]

Which he then,

Edited by Scarysnake, 11 June 2012 - 06:57 PM.

[Maxxinator]

went to McDonalds

[NeGetiv]

to locate his

[Monthar]

missing beta key

[Theal Swena]

which was destroyed

[Thorgrim Malthus]

by previous pterodactyls
(happy?)

Edited by Thorgrim Ulfrikson, 11 June 2012 - 07:07 PM.