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[Hawkeye 72]

I am not sure as to the nature of this place, so in spite of my positive reputation I am dipping my toes into the realm of horrendously inappropriate, so I can figure out what exactly the Deep Periphery consists of. I thought this was an appropriate test thread.

If the moderators object please send this thread into the Phantom Zone a la Zod. I know what I am getting into. Otherwise enjoy

Let us begin...



Word #1: *********

Obviously conjecture here. We have blended the Ishiro Honda's 1954 creation (and awesome subsequent movies) and a common derogatory word for human feces. This would imply one of three things:

a) The impending evacuation of bowels will result in the destruction of Tokyo.
b ) The amount of **** in this place is too damn high, or there is an overload of **** in your current situation.
c) Your **** had a reptilian nature to it, and therefore you should probably relax on fiber intake.




Word #2: ***********

I am particularly fond of this insult, as it was slightly inspired by this recent sorority girls complete mental breakdown rant (i.e. The Most Deranged Sorority Letter You Will Ever See). In this case we suggest that the forum user should be signed by the Green Bay Packers or Baltimore Ravens if the NFL operated on slightly modified rules. No doubt many an NFL kicker has had this insult hurled his way after shanking a terrible kick.

Worst Punt Ever




Word #3: **********

Obviously nothing too terrible here, so lets let Urban Dictionary take this one away...

1. **********

1. Acts committed by an ****** or *******. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for *******.
I demand that all of you stop this ********** at once!

Which leaves the question as to what exactly is an ******? Probably the guy who forgot to put ammo for his UAC/5 before dropping. (guilty...)



Word #4: ******** Maximus

Ahh, we harken back to the times of the Romans!! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?? Probably not if you are throwing around this insult, as the opposing team was clearly in excess of bitchiness and achieved a gladiator level of *****. They probably accuse you of aimbotting, modding the files, cheese builds, or other forms of hackery because they lost. Or you are in an Atlas and scored 25 damage...



Word #5: **********/**********

A more serious slang for denoting someone as an *******. While it is a shame to associate such a fine breakfast meal with a phallic male part, there are times where every mechwarrior is a defacto **********. You may be one just for hanging out in Deep Periphery, but I am not entirely sure because this place is completely foreign to me.

(synonymous with **********, ********, and ********)

*********** has been added as a variant at Roadbeer's suggestion.



Word #6: Douche-Wan Kenobi

Alright, I'll be honest, my creativity started to wane and ********* isn't censored (despite some of the other random ********** that is on these forums), so I decided to put a little Star Wars spin on the whole "douche" phenomena. Star Wars Epsiode IV: A New Douche. Star Wars Episode V: The Douche Strikes Back.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom ***********

That one has a ring to it...



Word #7: ********

Honestly there are a startling abundance of words that you can mash together and have the censor completely miss (go home censor, you're drunk). So obviously some form the notorious f-bomb had to be on here, so this is what I went with. This word is reserved for stupidity beyond anything you can comprehend. Like mind-blowing.

Edit: Apparently for this one to work you need two t's




Too many honorable mention to list here, and many more I probably never even thought of

Edited by Hawkeye 72, 02 May 2013 - 12:48 AM.

[The Silent Protagonist]

This news pleases me

********* will be used much

********* will now pay

Also I must say
in before mod censorship
you know, just in case

Edited by Niko Snow, 01 May 2013 - 01:26 PM.

[SPencil]

Hawkeye 72, on 26 April 2013 - 01:28 PM, said:

I must complete the set...

[Hawkeye 72]

SPencil, on 26 April 2013 - 06:23 PM, said:

I must complete the set...

You missed a spot

[Mycrus]

[Hawkeye 72]

Mycrus, on 26 April 2013 - 09:25 PM, said:

I feel you are lost good sir. Let me help you find the land of your peoples...

[Roadbeer]

K Town has

been claimed

by the PLJ and the

Cult of the MODs

as well.

We are making our

end roads into Jet Com

but the process is slow.

Soon we shall encompass

all of OT.

[Hawkeye 72]

Roadbeer, on 26 April 2013 - 09:47 PM, said:

K Town has

been claimed

by the PLJ and the

Cult of the MODs

as well.

We are making our

end roads into Jet Com

but the process is slow.

Soon we shall encompass

all of OT.

He who controls the posts, controls the universe!

Edited by Hawkeye 72, 27 April 2013 - 10:30 AM.

[blinkin]

CYBRN4CR, on 26 April 2013 - 01:36 PM, said:

ROFL! Good post! Too many fucknutts were in the forums pre-GD. Now post GD their population has dwindled.

Thank god.

i think a good portion of their population invaded the suggestions forum.

[Texas Merc]

crazy canadians

[Voridan Atreides]

Hawkeye 72, on 26 April 2013 - 09:52 PM, said:

He who controls the posts, control the universe!

Wise man. Also, epic thread!

[Mycrus]

Hawkeye 72, on 26 April 2013 - 09:52 PM, said:

He who controls the posts, control the universe!

[blinkin]

"butt sore" - just found this one the "hurt" variation gets censored. i know it is mild, but still very useful at times. getting more useful every day since the general discussion hordes have infested the suggestions forum.

bitter? no, no, no, i am not bitter. everything is perfectly fine *twitch*

[Roadbeer]

**********,

I think I'm going to start using that.

[Texas Merc]

Roadbeer, on 27 April 2013 - 10:27 AM, said:

**********,

I think I'm going to start using that.

I had some of that for breakfast

[Hawkeye 72]

Roadbeer, on 27 April 2013 - 10:27 AM, said:

**********,

I think I'm going to start using that.

********** should have made this list. Clearly an egregious oversight on my part. I will go sit in my box of shame...

Edited by Niko Snow, 01 May 2013 - 01:27 PM.

[GaussDragon]

You can say pretty much anything you want so long as you put the appropriate spaces, observe:

p enis

etc

Edited by Niko Snow, 01 May 2013 - 01:29 PM.

[Texas Merc]

gaussdragon is now forever my hereo even more than he was before as that is what posting is all about. we could all learn something here

[GaussDragon]

Texas Merc, on 27 April 2013 - 09:15 PM, said:

gaussdragon is now forever my hereo even more than he was before as that is what posting is all about. we could all learn something here

The short of it is this: Now, we essentially have a lot more latitude than we used to. While the word filter still applies globally, the mods may choose to ignore our blatant skirting of the word filter (an infraction I've been warned for committing in the past). What this means is that - spacing aside - we can cuss our way around the DP to our juvenile little hearts' content.

Rejoice, P ENIS

Edited by GaussDragon, 27 April 2013 - 09:24 PM.

[Texas Merc]

If I can learn to ignore GD the mods can learn to ignore this place, or so we can hope.