PGI, cheers for the highlander – looks great!
A small form-factor assault

However, it has jumpjets.
Therefore…
*AHEM*
*PUTS ON ANNOUNCERS VOICE*
MechWarriors of MechWarrior Online! Prepare yourself! For on the 16-APRIL begins…
THE CHEESENING!!
Where everyone will now be able to build 90! That’s right folks! NINE-ZERO tones of armored poptart!
Watch in amazement how every Highlander pilot in the game blows millions of their hard-earned cbills to fill this assault monstrosity will as many jumpjets, PPCs and Gauss Rifles that the Inner Sphere can muster!
Catchup on sleep! As your matches devolve into 15 minutes of ‘ZZZZZZZZZZ’ as mechs do nothing but jump up and down like tellytubbies!
Then shake your head as these pilots claim they have skill!
‘ALAS!’ I hear you cry!! ‘How may one escape from such cheesy dreariness?’ you ask!
The answer… YOU CANT!
You can merely mitigate it by playing with the Australians! Because after the American’s go to rest their cheese-drowsy heads, the [POPTART] frequency is reduced by up to 80%!!
So prepare yourself!
Prepare for THE CHEESENING!!!