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[Chaosity]

BigZach, on 05 February 2015 - 09:30 PM, said:

Hey guys, long time no see. I'm with the Black Widow Company Veteran Mercs, and we used to do joint ops last year every now and then...maybe we can start doing those again?

I hope to see you on the battlefield as we fight the Clans for Kurita!

Hey Zach, drop onto our site, create an account if you don't have one, and hit the "Diplomatic" forum to start the ball rolling so we can coordinate some date/times. Address is in my sig.

If you don't see the forum leave a message in the general area and one of the DSA forum gawds will get you set up with diplomatic status.

Edited by Chaosity, 08 February 2015 - 06:53 AM.

[Ratu]

Bumpity bump.

We've had a rush of recruits in the last week, guess MWO is getting popular again! If you want to be a part of the latest craze, come check out the DSA at http://darkstar-alliance.com.

[Chaosity]

Saw your invite for some inter-unit challenges and teaming up together at other times in the DSA forums. We are always looking to expand our relationships with other units, especially if it means "let's have some fun doing it." After all, who has more fun than DSA members?

Edited by Chaosity, 10 February 2015 - 06:38 PM.

[Zfailboat]

baah baah baah.

apparently due to some random Kiwi's birthday the sheep are all riled up and wont be quiet today. Yesterday was a day of torture for them.

[Chaosity]

I heard something about that. Don't feel sorry for the BDay boy though, feel sorry for the sheep.

[Alzarns Fire]

Sheep jokes been flying about the last few days - folks can't find a funnier joke in Oz it seems... but then they do seem to bounce about a bit

Lots of new folks joining, been winning CW matches, and just had a joint CW operation with BWC against Mmoke Jag- very close game but the clanner scum ran away and the timer ran out!

BTW did anyone mention that we are a fun loving group? Yep, so if you like friends, fun and the odd random Aussie making odd random sheep jokes whilst also derailing threads and putting everyone in fits of laughter come and join us. We have training nights, casual nights, hardcore nights. If you like a bit-o-everything DSA has it!

Edited by Alzarns Fire, 13 February 2015 - 10:32 PM.

[delushin]

The fun loving thing is true although requesting me to play naked and trying to say its part of some requirement was a little weird.

[Alzarns Fire]

*Chough* Um yes, that would have been Vindicator jones. Now dear Vinnie loves things the totally natural way and likes to share his interests... best ignore him and smile.

For clarification playing naked with DSA is not a requirement, it is NOT enforced, in fact its not even an official suggestion, however refusal may of course offend dear Vindicator Jones.. in which case my solution is to blow off one of his legs.... others have done the same and found it solves the issue

Wanna join a crazy bunch of totally awesome fellars? Com join the DSA. Nakedness is NOT a requirement but may enhance game play.

Edited by Alzarns Fire, 16 February 2015 - 03:45 PM.

[Ratu]

I know I say that I worry about you guys sometimes, but I really, REALLY, worry about you guys sometimes..................

[Damoadius]

BE WARNED: Failure to comply with nekkid-ness gameplay will result in an immediate subscription to Vindicators portfolio of modelling photo's, here's a sneak preview of what you have to look forward to:


WARNING:By viewing this picture you agree not to sue DSA(But you can sue Vindicator as an individual of course) All scalding of the eyes by viewing this picture is now your responsibility. Side effects include severe gonorrhea, paranoia, onomatopoeia and hilarity.

[Vindicator Jones]

DAMN IT.. I told you to stop going through my personal glamor shots and posting them on the forums!!!

AND DOUBLE GODDAMNIT.. it SHOULD be a requirement for ALL members of DSA to play PANTLESS.. I never said naked.. I SAID PANTLESS... just make sure you put some baby powder on the chair first, nothing worse than sticking to your chair on a summers day without any pants..

I think why Alzarns dosent want to enforce the no pants policy is due to the temptation of having unrestricted access to all that cuddly and warm wool that seems to be abundantly available for various activities in New Zealand.

If you want to join DSA, you MUST BE PANTLESS. thats all I will say on the subject.

Edited by Vindicator Jones, 17 February 2015 - 03:33 AM.

[Alzarns Fire]

I am going to have to agree with Ratu on this one.... I am now really really worried.

Can I resign? Help anyone?, no pants and too many sheep.

Come join the DSA and widen your world..... DSA is not responsible for mental harm caused by shooting mechs and earning C-Bills

[Dazc]

No! No resigns, we fixed that loophole in the commanders contract after I stepped down. Muahaha.

In other news, come join the DSA, we are a bucketload of fun and have our very own indentured commander!

[Chaosity]

I know about the sheep, being pantless, invoking Vindicator's wrath, getting legged, and a lot of other less publicized DSA quirks, but indentured officers??? Remind me to never volunteer for anything.

[Chaosity]

Edited by Chaosity, 19 February 2015 - 01:51 AM.

[Alzarns Fire]

Mind..... blown..... need new processing unit. Visual systems critical.... sensors failing....

I'm indentured? I don't recall signing a contract... ooohhh that officers thing I signed with the "No resigning" clause. Yeah... funny how the high and mighty can get out of stuff

Don't panic boys and girls here at the DSA you are free to work your way up to command level.... at which point DSA owns you mawahahahahahahahahaha... yeah I'm fine seriously.

Want to join a great bunch of people who have fun and lay waste to the battlefield? Join DSA for the complete merc experience.

[Alzarns Fire]

Alright ladies, our crew is getting going tonight. Come join us on Team Speak and blow some mechs away. Just poke someone to grab their attention - usually you'll fin a group of us down in the MWO dropships.

TS Server: atl01.bargainvoice.com:7465 No password

Edited by Alzarns Fire, 19 February 2015 - 11:09 PM.

[Alzarns Fire]

Howdy pilots.

Are you single, lonely, and getting your backside smashed in PUG drops? Come join the DSA and group up with players and do some butt smashing with a team.


Already with a group, but don't fit in, don't like what goes on? Join DSA, here everyone fits in. We have (Drum roll) Chaosity, who has an unnatural attraction to black sheep (I may have misread his post.....??) Vindicator Jones... who doesn't wear pants....??? Yeah. Purplewasabi who believes the only way to win a match is moving forward.... even if there are 12 clan mechs in the way....

and then there's me... who tries to lead this crazy bunch... we have some great times though.

And we have hardcore members, sorry can't reveal who they are or they'd kill me... gota watch those HC guys

Edited by Alzarns Fire, 22 February 2015 - 06:16 PM.

[Alzarns Fire]

Canyon Network.... 10:00 hours Zulu time

DSA dropships unload the mechs and they meet up with RWR.

The commander opens up comms

"Alzarns Fire to Shocktrooper, we are LRM heavy do you have the tag/narcers?"

"Roger that, we are also LRM and have light support"

"Copy that, we should move left side to.... contact, B4, Bravo Stormcrow, all units open fire!" The stormcrow shatters under a volley of missiles.

"All units, Direwolf Kilo is narced, kilo, kilo kilo" The sky is turned dark as volley after volley shreds the direwolf.....

.... after the battle ends a scene of carnage unveils itself though the smoke. Enemy mechs lay shattered in a single canyon caught by the LRM volleys.

"Alzarn to Shocktrooper, thanks for the help, we cleaned up that one!"

"Roger that Alzarn, we surely did!"

Join the DSA and kick arse!

[Chaosity]

I remember a similar conflict, only not quite as orderly. I think it was a Friday or Saturday night and it was late. Most could barely say there own name, let alone speak in coherent sentences. Most of the conversations were about who could mix the best drinks. Obviously they were testing said concoctions. But to their defense, it was in the Casual Drop channel.