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[TheFlyingScotsman]

There are only four maps that actually work for me. Caustic (New, old was terrible.), tourmaline, alpine and canyons. When those four pop up on my screen, I'm down for a good time.

But when any other map comes up, I feel like going to the Devs' homes and eating all the guns off their TT miniatures out of spite. When I get one of them, I know I'll be playing through jello. I know that half the time when I click, nothing will even happen. I also know that when something does happen and I miraculously manage to score a hit through the molasses ****-storm that is forest colony, river city, or god forbid the absolute worst of them all, frozen city, the hit has only a 1 in 4 chance of actually doing damage anyway.

I feel like a complete noob trying to fathand my controls with my bum while I figure out how to assign weapon groups with my foot. It's not a good feeling, and it makes me not want to contribute to your game financially.

P.S.- Don't worry, I'm on a non-miniatures diet at the moment. :3

[DLFReporter]

Hmm maps with a high statics count don't work for you all to well... that sounds like old hardware

[xenoglyph]

TheFlyingScotsman, on 30 June 2013 - 10:14 PM, said:

I feel like a complete noob trying to fathand my controls with my bum

I'm fairly certain you're not doing it right.

[TheFlyingScotsman]

xenoglyph, on 30 June 2013 - 10:19 PM, said:

I'm fairly certain you're not doing it right.

I will use whichever end of my body I desire, sir!

That being said, yes, I do have old hardware. But that's no excuse when half the maps work perfectly fine and the other half are like AoL. And especially not when you're over the minimum specs.

Edited by TheFlyingScotsman, 30 June 2013 - 10:31 PM.