No changes this week to weapons balance. When you put on your bigboy pants and go to college to get your degree in video game design, you can come to the forums and argue with us about this. Until then suck the waist disposal unit of an atlas. (This is a near quote of my high school history teacher.)
Because there is absolutely nothing wrong with anything that we have made so far, you get lots of new stuff!!
New game mode. Solaris. Yep. your getting it. I hope you are happy. We got so tired of you little elementals complaining about everything to do with team play and balance that you can play on your own. Then you will realize that the problem is you. Metagame have you heard of it? By the way maps take way to long to make, so you are getting an unfinished one what looks worse then the bottom of nina alexander's shoes. It is also incredibly small. I hope you like ac20s and medium lasers, because that is as far as you will need to shoot. If you complain we can just turn it off. Then you will have to go back to your team and tell them why you said all those bad things a week ago to them.
Melee combat phase one. No... there is no phase two.. We are just thought it sounded better this way. The physics is so complicated in cry3 and we are going to higher a physics professor to write programming for it. We are turning up your collision damage. A lot. Don't hit lights in the starting area you might kill them. If you have hand actuators then when you ram someone the arm with the hand doesn't take damage. I hope you are good at aiming. because a lot of people are about to die from collision damage.
We are modifying the testing grounds. Its now full of urban mechs with crappy ai's behind the wheel. When you kill them, you get more!!! When you kill 100 you get a free urbie. I hope you like your new walking trashcan. God knows that there are some of you who talk about it enough
Mwo is going xbox live arcade. Yes... Microsoft still owns Battletech, so they write all the rules. Don't worry. No founders money is going toward this project. That money is packed safely away in our retirement accounts. I hope you like it when you get to chew up wave after wave of unsuspecting xbox players. They will start in the periphery with a story. Then if they choose they can migrate to the real server.
Ams, you get as many of them as you want. If you complain in the forums ever again about lrms, we will delete your account and put a virus on your computer that will make sure you never go online again.
Hardened armor, you got it. Now you know why it is useless. [/color]
Clan mechs, don't worry, they are delayed because these designs run so hot that we can't get them to work. at all. they are so horrible the clan invasion will fail.[/color]
There is other stuff that I am too lazy to write. Have fun with the new build. I will see you again in a few weeks. Sooner if you send me beer. founders kbs gets you a free locust. I would tell you to have a great day, but you would complain about that too. [/color]
Your turn. Write some patch notes.
Edited by Fajther, 02 July 2013 - 04:20 PM.