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[Magicbullet141]

Baloone Gapascooties was walking his Atlas back to the dropship after a recent repainting. He liked to paint his Atlas sulfur yellow because he is insecure and likes to draw attention to himself. He stopped by the 7/11 for an ice cold coca-cola on the way and noticed that his cockpit lacked cupholders. Alas, he needed 500 MechWarrior Credits to unlock that cockpit item, and he was a Free 2 Player. "Stoopid franking pay to win gayme." He griped to himself as he spilled his drink on the dash, frying about 37 subsystems. He was too busy wiping the sticky beverage off with cheap paper towels to see disaster coming underfoot.

The massive Atlas feet steadily thumpked against the ferro-crete
*thump*
*thunk*
*thunp*

*CRUNCH*

xXxsm0k3w33d4liyfeXxX has killed Wildmynx


"Wat da fuq?" said Baloone. He pressed "x" to stop his 'mech. He lifted his 'mechs foot and was greeted by the sight of a crushed Spider underfoot. "LOL NOOB" Baloone jived as he scraped the dead 'mech off his foot.

*meanwhile in a teamspeak server far far away*

"I'm down, guys."
"That username."
"Agreed, I'll take him."

Two large lasers, a gauss rifle, and 18 short ranged missles shot Baloone in the {Richard Cameron}.
"ow fuq"
Two large lasers, a gauss rifle, and 18 short ranged missles shot Baloone in the {Richard Cameron}.
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Two large lasers, a gauss rifle, and 18 short ranged missles made Baloone's Atlas dieded
"haxxor aimboter syncdropper pug piece of skit"

Out of the wreckage of Baloone's ruined 'mech crawls a Commando. The newborn 'mech climbs up upon the attackers leg and starts humping fiercely. It humps so fiercely that it sets off the ammo stored in that leg.

~THE END~


in loving memory of 30 min of my time.

[ThunderHorse]

Da fuq?

Then I realized I was in fan fiction and I lol'd the last I would this night. Thanks.

[Tannhauser Gate]

Yeah.. freedom of speech is a good thing..usually.

Edited by LakeDaemon, 16 July 2013 - 11:28 AM.

[Sasha Volkova]

I wonder if this is the ¨mech-****¨ that the people at NGNG are so hyped about all the time...

Edited by 0okami, 16 July 2013 - 06:46 PM.

[Egomane]

Fan Fiction or not... this language does not belong on the forums.

I'll move it to the Deep Periphery were we are a little bit more relaxed.

But if I happen to see such a post again in another forums part, Magicbullet141, I'll act according to moderation protocolls.

[Mike Forst]

What the heck

[Texas Merc]

true story

[Chavette]

ಠ_ಠ

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[PanzerMagier]

I laffed. Good thread is good.

[Mike Forst]

Destined, on 19 July 2013 - 12:19 PM, said:

quick, some one read this out loud and post it on youtube

No don't!

[PanzerMagier]

YES DO IT ALMOST LIKE...