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[Rippthrough]

Livewyr, on 08 July 2013 - 11:19 AM, said:

Annnnnd the point of this is? (Couldn't you have just started it in JC/K-town where it deserves to be?)

When the end nears, you shall be the first amongst the smote.

[Ryan Steel]

Livewyr, on 08 July 2013 - 11:19 AM, said:

Annnnnd the point of this is? (Couldn't you have just started it in JC/K-town where it deserves to be?)

This thread represents a Message of Guidance to all Mechwarriors from the Hand of Skill. You think it deserves to be purged? Heretic! You shall be excommunicated by Supreme Pontif of the Church of Skill!

[Vincian]

Steel, I dont believe you. You are just the first, who discovered the GhostMech skill... Every shot misses you, with one bravo of your Locust you kill undamaged Highlanders and with one step of your small legs you reach from one end of the map to the other...

But most probably you never read the Battletech novels; and you shouldnt now. As an adult you can't read that stuff anymore without beginning to laugh.

(ER)PPCs overpowered? Come on, Cicada, one alpha and you are down!

Ryan Steel, on 08 July 2013 - 09:39 AM, said:

Fellow Mechwarriors!



(... random words...)

One day I was on the battlefield with some real mouthbreathers on my team and they all died. All of them. Like in the first 2 minutes of the game, they had all blown themselves up. But then something happened. A miracle. I was in my 4P, cornered and overwhelmed by PPCs, LRMs and enemies that outtonned me by a lot. Then, out of nowhere, I saw a really bright Light. It was the Hand of Skill guiding me towards Almighty Salvation. I cored everyone. The people in that match know full well what happened. It was like David vs multiple Goliaths. I let Skill into my life. I could have simply threw my hands up and said “Damn PPCs, damn assault mechs, damn LRMs, curse you all!!!!1111”, but no. I was Enlightened. Sneaking around corners and giving them 45 alphas in the face with my 50 tonner, I prevailed.

(... random words...)
We Pray to the Skill.

[Ryan Steel]

Vincian, on 08 July 2013 - 11:26 AM, said:

(ER)PPCs overpowered? Come on, Cicada, one alpha and you are down!

I took a 4 ER PPC Cicada yesterday and you speak the Truth!

[Dakkath]

moving thread to appropriate section.

[Ryan Steel]

Dakkath, on 08 July 2013 - 11:29 AM, said:

moving thread to appropriate section.

What have you done?! The Word of Skill needs to be spread to our fellow Mechwarriors! The Story needs to be told!

[Rippthrough]

Dakkath, on 08 July 2013 - 11:29 AM, said:

moving thread to appropriate section.

The Gold forum right?

Out of the way of all those Bronze's?

[Mongoose Trueborn]

Say no to drugs.

[Ryan Steel]

Mongoose Trueborn, on 08 July 2013 - 01:57 PM, said:

Say no to drugs.

The Supreme Chancellor of DV8 City has spoken! Drugs=Bad. Amen.

[Mongoose Trueborn]

Livewyr, on 08 July 2013 - 11:19 AM, said:

Annnnnd the point of this is? (Couldn't you have just started it in JC/K-town where it deserves to be?)

This demon was cast out of our church. Not skilled enough to preach the gospel with DV8. We easily defeat it on the battlefield on a regular basis, yet the hell spawn will not die. We only pray it will see the light some day and craw back into the hole that it came from.

[End Crescendo]

Someone donate lyrics and I'll legit make a whole ******* MWO song about the church of skill. I am the ******* chiorboy after all.

[DeadlyNerd]

Dakkath, on 08 July 2013 - 11:29 AM, said:

moving thread to appropriate section.

Ah, so that's why I found this in off topic.
And here I was thinking raccoons were digging through the trash again and accidentally dragged something out.

[Vill]

The funniest part is these baddies think its actually PPC's that are causing them to die....

What they don't understand is whether it be SRM's , LRMS, PPCS, or LPL's. We will find whatever is the most effective strategy is and we will cave your head in with it!

You have this stuff backwards. Its not that good players are good players because they use "cheese" "boats" "omgppcs"

It's that good players is will find out whats best and use it.

L2P

"LEARN TO PRAY"
@ The Church Of Skill

[Jyi]

But what shall happen if the best players use the worst weapons? Is that not a challenge worthy of The Administration of The Church Of Skill?

[Stalephreak]

I, the head of ZeroFox, kneel at the altar of skill daily. The clinch shall overcome the LRM! The brawler shall be cast down from afar! The arrogant shall be QQ'd into the abyss, as victims of their own rage and misunderstanding of what it is to be blessed by skill.

[MWNoob]

Jyi, on 13 July 2013 - 08:50 PM, said:

But what shall happen if the best players use the worst weapons? Is that not a challenge worthy of The Administration of The Church Of Skill?

Beware the Atlas K my friend. BEWARE!

[General Taskeen]

But Ryan Steel didn't have the skeelz to find my Jenner on Frozen City.

As the inventor of Hide and Seek mode, I am the champion.

[B0oN]

Eh....lend me that hand of skill or whadwasitcalled, I´ve got a itchy spot I can´t reach, thanks a lot.

[E_Crow]

Is this the pastafarianism of MWO?

[Nuclear Weapon]

I have a message from the Church of Skill to all the [color=#444444]heretics out there[/color]:

Die.
Die and rage quit.


End of message.