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[AntiCitizenJuan]

[aniviron]

This… is the honeybadger. Watch it run in slow motion. It’s pretty badass. Look. It runs all over the place. “Whoa! Watch out,” says that Catapult. Ew, it’s got a Dragon. Oh, it’s chasing an Atlas. Oh my gosh. Oh, the honeybadgers are just CRA-zy.

The honeybadger’s been referred to by the Guiness Book of World Records as the most fearless mech in of Battletech. It really doesn’t give a ****. If it’s angry, it's angry. Ew! What’s that in its mouth? Oh, it’s got a Jenner. Oh, and it runs backwards.

Now watch this. Look a Spider’s up in the tree. Honeybadger don’t care. Honeybadger don’t give a ****. It just takes what it wants. Whenever it’s hungry it just, Ew, and it eats Spiders. Oh my god, watch it dig. Look at that digging.

The honeybadger’s really pretty badass. They have no regard for any other mech whatsoever. Look at him just grunting and, Ew, eating Spiders. EW! What’s that? A Raven? Oh, that’s nasty. Oh, they’re so nasty. Oooh look, it’s chasing things and eating them.

The honeybadgers have a fairly wide center torso, but a distinctly thickset, broad shoulders, and, you know, their, their armored plating is loose, allowing them to move about freely and they twist around.

Now look, here’s a houseful of Elementals. You think the honeybadger cares? It doesn’t give a ****. It goes right into the house of Elementals to get some pilots. How disgusting is that? It eats pilots. Ew, that’s so nasty. But look, the honeybadger doesn’t care. It’s getting shot like a thousand times. It doesn’t give a ****. It, it’s just hungry. It doesn’t care about getting shot by lasers. Nothing can stop the honeybadger when it’s hungry. Oh, what a crazy ****. Look. Ew, it’s eating pilots. That’s disgusting.

There it is, running in slowmotion again. See? Now what’s interesting is that other, other mechs like these Ravens here, they just like to wait around until the honeybadger’s done eating, and then it swoops in to pick up the kills. It says, “You do all the work for us, honeybadger, and we’ll just eat whatever you find. How’s that? Whaddaya say, Stupid?” Look at this Raven. “Thanks for the treat, Stupid.” “Hey, come back here,” says the honeybadger.

Ravenss don’t care. And you know what? The Victors do it, too. Look at these little mechs. They’re like, “Thanks, Stupid. Thanks for the kill. See ya later.” The honeybadger does all the work while these other animals just pick up the scraps.

At nighttime, the honeybadger goes hunting, cuz it’s hungry. Look! Here’s comes a fierce battle between an atlas and a honeybadger. I wonder what’ll happen. Look at this. There’s the honeybadger just eating a Jenner, and then look. “Get away from me,” says the atlas. “Get away from me.” Honeybadger don’t care. Honeybadger smacks the **** out of it. And the atlas comes back and it lashes right at the honeybadger. Oh, little does the honeybadger know, FYI, it’s been shot. It’s been cored. By the atlaaas. So while it’s eating the atlas, Ew, that’s disgusting. Meanwhile, the heat and crits are seeping through the honeybadger’s body, and it shuts down. Look at that sleepy ****. Now the honeybadger’s just gonna pass out for a few minutes, and then it’s gonna get right back up and start eating all over again, cuz it’s a hungry little *******. Look at this! Like nothing happened. Honeybadger gets right back up and continues eating the atlas. How disgusting. And, of course, what does the honeybadger have to eat for the next two weeks? Atlas.

The honeybadger.

[NRP]

I'm guessing 4 SRM6s? How's the heat?

[AntiCitizenJuan]

Firepower is now at 62 IIRC

Edited by AntiCitizenJuan, 16 July 2013 - 07:24 PM.

[Tennex]

i shed a single manly tear

it brings me joy to see a mix loadout build doing well.and an Awesome no less

Edited by Tennex, 16 July 2013 - 07:32 PM.

[Op4blushift]

Well, I think I might be taking out my 8R for a spin for like the first time in 3 months. I might try your build out, since the one I used to run has been hit by the heat penalty (2LL/4ASRM6).

[Trogloraptor]

God dude thats a good haul. Congrats, i just hope i dont play against you.

[BP Raven]

Dammit, never did get an 8R, wonder if the V model might be viable again...

(nice numbers )

[Krazy Kat]

aniviron, on 16 July 2013 - 04:19 PM, said:

Now what’s interesting is that other, other mechs like these Ravens here, they just like to wait around until the honeybadger’s done eating, and then it swoops in to pick up the kills. It says, “You do all the work for us, honeybadger, and we’ll just eat whatever you find. How’s that? Whaddaya say, Stupid?” Look at this Raven. “Thanks for the treat, Stupid.” “Hey, come back here,” says the honeybadger.

Ravenss don’t care. And you know what? The Victors do it, too. Look at these little mechs. They’re like, “Thanks, Stupid. Thanks for the kill. See ya later.” The honeybadger does all the work while these other animals just pick up the scraps.

As I watched the video I was thinking the same thing.

[Hound of War]

I think honey badger needs to keep its paws out of the crack jar