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[Randalf Yorgen]

Just for fun;


In Maric we tend to sit on the tailgates of our pick-up trucks with our shotguns and shoot throught the bonfires as enemy mechs while enjoying a beer or four with a few pickled eggs, roasted hotdogs and some fresh apple pie for desert, then to wash it all down we have a little moonshine followed by a chaser of beer. After all that THEN we jump in our HillBilly Mechs and go romblestomplestaggerstumble all over the countryside ..... hey... did you see the size of them chickens??? Chickens??? My man... those were Ravens.....Hic! Ahh, what does cooked Raven taste like? I don't know.... lets find out... Yeeaaa lets get some woohoo..... oh crap, where did all those Highlanders comefrom?? What Highlan..... zizzlepop!





Who will write something about their house now remember this is for fun

[N0V0CAIN]

Marik all the way.....

[The Boneshaman]

All ower mechwarriors are 16 and under with little training can out pilot any adult with years of combat experiance. all ower female mechwarriors ware japanes school girl uniforms. Ower major export (and secret weapon to take over all houses) is Anime.

[SmithMPBT]

His Celestial Wisdom, Chancellor Liao!

[SirDubDub]

Technically we're too drunk to actually exist

[Aym]

The Boneshaman, on 22 July 2013 - 05:13 AM, said:

All ower mechwarriors are 16 and under with little training can out pilot any adult with years of combat experiance. all ower female mechwarriors ware japanes school girl uniforms. Ower major export (and secret weapon to take over all houses) is Anime.

Poking fun at self

Harder than it seems at first

bragging doesn't work

[dal10]

SmithMPBT, on 22 July 2013 - 01:16 PM, said:

His Celestial Wisdom, Chancellor Liao!

i would rather not be executed for endorsing this thread. the mask are everywhere. now fly you fools.

also wrong section, this should be in off topic.

Edited by dal10, 22 July 2013 - 03:15 PM.

[Saint Scarlett Johan]

BECAUSE BEER!!!

[juxstapo]

because, didn't you know? We're the "good" guys...

...all the time. Yep.

Whole universe likes us.

Yep.

[dal10]

the nsa wishes they could be us.

[Xanilos]

We charge so much that our LRMs work within 180m (dont ask how).

[Sandpit]

Marik does nothing but eat bacon and drink beer. That "new mech" smell doesn't last long for us. After about an hour of use our cockpits smell like sweat and shame

[990Dreams]

We have 7 planets.
7 planets.

[Sparks Murphey]

Thanks to NAIS, New Avalon has one of the highest literacy rates in the entire Inner Sphere! Unfortunately, when you average in the rest of the Federated Suns, you still end up with a literacy rate that means emergency education to teach our citizens not to eat dirt is still required. The Fourth Succession War wasn't about seizing planets, it was about getting citizens capable of counting higher than 10.

[Sandpit]

This is actually the foundation of Marik. Some 20th century lostech was found containing these weird devices called D V D s? Well anyhow our scientist were able to reverse engineer some other lostech found in the same cache and so began the slow brainwashing of Marikians everywhere. Even after centuries we still see the influence in our house colors

[DEN_Ninja]

Trade secret, Davion Mechwarriors have the worst accuracy. See that Steiner Scout? I probably couldn't aim an AC/20 Shot within 100m of it and hit it. Firing many guns helps though