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[H2CO3]

Ertur, on 26 August 2013 - 09:29 AM, said:

Occasional potty mouth keeps you out of the Seraphim? Flat feet kept you out of BWC? Do words like "quiaff stravag surat" make you wanna puke?
Well, then you got problems.
But not with us.
Join the lancers!
We shoot stuff from big stompy robots.

[H2CO3]

We got alot of guys on tonight/this afternoon!

Stop in, stay a few mins. We be sure to say hi. Maybe drop a few with us!!!!!

Do it! Do it Now!!!

[Vas79]

Come join over 30 satisfied Lancers in spreading death and destruction across the inner sphere.

[Vas79]

Bump.

[Scopes]

If you are looking for fun conversation and teamwork while blowing up big stompy robots... You have come to the right place.

apocalypselancers.com

[H2CO3]

I once knew a man,
He wasnt a Lancer,
He QQ'ed all day,
Those bad little PUGs,
Just got in his way.

To his dismay,
Xp'ing his mechs took way long
He became a mech pilot
With a emo rage,
Three sizes to large.

Dont be like this guy,
Use some common sense,
Join the Lancers today,
We're simply the best!


(All I can say, Im almost a better pilot than a poet. Almost.)

[Vas79]

36 Players with 2/3rds active. On most nights our teamspeak has 10 to 18 players. Why struggle alone in PUB's when you can be a Lancer.

[Vas79]

We're closing in on our 40th player, why shouldn't it be you?

[Vas79]

You know what day it is!

[Vas79]

12 man night in the Lancers TS, we've got 2 12 mans going and a couple extra's swing by and say hi!

[Scopes]

Nothing witty this time. Just come join us on TeamSpeak for some drops.

[Dr Lemonsquare]

Apocalypse Lancers ... We don't always EFF around, but when we do .. We don't EFF around.
Come by and see how!!

[Vas79]

So the question is why aren't you a Lancer?

[Vas79]

Mid afternoon drops going down, come get in on some of the action.

[Ertur]

Let's ask famous Solaris commentator Duncan Fisher:

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Man I love this game. It has my favorite things! 'Mechs, big guns, and a whole lot of explosions. You know my wife sometimes looks at me strangely. "Duncan," she says "there's more to life than Solaris." Frankly, it's like she speaks another language. I mean, the words make sense individually, but put them together and it's complete nonsense.

There you have it! Join the Lancers and get all the mech-on-mech action you can handle!

[Ertur]

The wildest and hottest mech-on-mech action that is allowed by law.
No 1-900 phone numbers.
No credit card required.
No discreet deliveries in brown paper wrapping.

Just join the Lancers!

[Vas79]

A Saturday morning bump.

[BoloJoe]

Close your eyes...
Let my words wash over you....
You are safe now....

Go blow mechs up with the Apocalypse Lancer!

http://www.apocalyps...om/registration

[Funkadelic Mayhem]

Great group of players and people!

I was a die hard "pug for life" guy. Iv never joined up with anyone in drops or on TS be4. I spend a few hours with them and felt at home right away. They know their stuff and are laid back and friendly.

Join the Apocalypse Lancers today! You know you want to!

[Ertur]

There once was a mech pilot from Enkoping*
A battlemech lance he was leading
He led them into a gulch
They got chopped into mulch
By a lance much better at map reading.

*(Federated Commonwealth, Lyran State, Donegal March, Pherkad OA)

Don't be that guy.
Join the Lancers!