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[Johnny Z]

Is it true all Kurita pilots wear adult diapers? We in the fed suns have facilities installed in our mechs but the rumour is Kurita doesn't. Just a rumour floating around the galaxy, forgive the pun.

Edited by Johnny Z, 24 August 2013 - 06:14 PM.

[Blacke]

We have to hold it through battle. That is why we always have bad tempers.

[Steinar Bergstol]

The prudent warrior prepares by going before boarding the dropship. The captain will not pull over if one has not adequately prepared oneself. It is a matter of discipline and duty. Something which one would not expect the pampered and decadent soldiers of the Federated Suns to understand.

[Sahoj]

It is not uncommon for an excited warrior eager for glory to soil themselves as they bring ruin to the enemy and glory to the Coordinator. It is a signal of total effort.

[80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie]

I just pee in my old empty Saki bottles.

[DocBach]

mwhighlander, on 24 August 2013 - 06:59 PM, said:

I just pee in my old empty Saki bottles.

kids in Iraq wouldn't drink yellow gatorade we'd try to give them after they mistook our pee bottles we'd throw out the truck for it time and again

[DONTOR]

SAHOJ! well done, I laughed pretty hard at that.

[Sahoj]

Heh - heh. I read a short story in some old Playboy that featured this brutal counter punching boxer that always peed himself before a big fight. The trainer reassured him, "Bulls **** before a fight too."

[Mynder]

"Flushing coolant" receives a whole new meaning when seen in this light, eh?

[GridIroN]

It is common for mechwarriors of the Dragon, in their moment of true warrior giri come to realize when the battle has ceased, that garments have been soiled...the warrior and the machine become one. Machines have no need for hygiene in the fury of combat.

[Kyone Akashi]

Steinar Bergstol, on 24 August 2013 - 06:33 PM, said:

It is a matter of discipline and duty. Something which one would not expect the pampers'd and decadent soldiers of the Federated Suns to understand.

Fixed this for you, Steinar-san.

[Steinar Bergstol]

Kyone Akashi, on 25 August 2013 - 09:35 PM, said:

Fixed this for you, Steinar-san.

Heh. Oh my. That's a Through Armor Critical Hit pun if ever I saw one.

[kiriage]

Thats what the captured Davion mechs are for..

fortunately theres no shortage of them

Edited by kiriage, 26 August 2013 - 04:32 AM.

[Destructicus]

Sahoj, on 24 August 2013 - 06:51 PM, said:

It is not uncommon for an excited warrior eager for glory to soil themselves as they bring ruin to the enemy and glory to the Coordinator. It is a signal of total effort.

[OneEyed Jack]

The Dragon's Claws report for duty to defend Luthien from the Smoke Jaguars and Nova Cats.


Of course, many Warriors in Theodore's re-built DCMS are slightly less traditional.....

[Draxos Synge]

I usually wait until after we've cleared the field of enemies and relieve myself on burnt Fed Sun wreckage, usually through the cockpit windows. That is the measure of respect I give to the fallen Fed Sun. It is an honorable salute to an otherwise dishonorable enemy.

[Lord Ikka]

Fear our mighty loincloths!

[Johnny Z]

Hey I didn't start the rumour, I hear the FRR also wears adult diapers in their mechs, and I like house Kurita, they are my least favourite house after all.

Edited by Johnny Z, 27 August 2013 - 06:43 AM.

[Arctourus]

I don't think those are regulation gauss rounds they're launching at us.....

[Johnny Z]

I wasnt sure which house to join Fed Suns or House Kurita, but since I joined the Fed Suns, thought i would visit the Kurita forum.