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[Otto Cannon]

stjobe, on 17 September 2013 - 05:02 AM, said:

Jenny is a lady; show some respect

Er... this is the same mech that resembles an aroused male with no upper body, right?

[Lord Perversor]

OneEyed Jack, on 17 September 2013 - 03:18 AM, said:

To accomplish this feat, all current weapons are being removed and replaced with:

Initially, plans for a UMS (Ultra Marshmallow Shooter) were planned,

but it was deemed to have too great an impact on reducing TTD (Time to Diabetes).

Though, in an effort to appease Light pilots in their monotonous droning about "role warfare" a Stealth version has been designed for scout use.

And a special, Commemorative Edition for those whose "balance input" has brought us to this point.

So we have Steiner, SLDF and Kurita models respectively.... Where is my Liao one!!!

[Thunder Lips Express]

i want a marshmellow gun!

[RatBast]

I guarantee you that, as soon as someone develops the amount of skill to effectively use the marshmellow launcher, about 10 people are going to start threads on here calling for it to be nerfed.

[Joseph Mallan]

Lord Perversor, on 17 September 2013 - 07:13 AM, said:

So we have Steiner, SLDF and Kurita models respectively.... Where is my Liao one!!!

Your Maskarovka operative has it... would you like to ask him/her for it???

Edited by Joseph Mallan, 17 September 2013 - 07:17 AM.